Beat: Stuck at SFO for who knows how long

[shoxbb6]

You're going on a eurotrip with your mom?

[PokerDiva]

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Oh wait, even closer, Artichoke Joe's off the San Bruno stop.

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Artichoke Joe's owns. Also, SFO is the best airport ever for people-watching... helps if you smoke a little something first, but there are literally hours of entertainment awaiting you.

[prodonkey]

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You're going on a eurotrip with your mom?

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LOL, prop bets for if goofy gets laid in europe?

[dboy23]

my roommate is in stuttgart and he told me he has already visited the red light district and paid 30euros for a hot blond. that seems so cheap to me.

[Cap_Of_Water]

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I'd be multi-tabling FTP right now if not for the fact that I'm way too tired to think through any decisions.

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plus you've played so many hands this month, your probly burnt out too...

[Georgia Avenue]

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You're going on a eurotrip with your mom?

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LOL, prop bets for if goofy gets laid in europe?

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BOOK IT.

Mom > Me in PUA dept.

[danieldddj]

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I was supposed to fly out to Frankfurt (and then take a connection to Prague) an hour ago. My mom and I checked in, got boarding passes, tried to get on the plane, they were like "where's your paper ticket", we're like "wtf" because nobody [censored] told us we need paper tickets at any point along the way, they start looking in the computer system, they're like "oh lol apparently the credit card got bounced" (my aunt booked these for us as a graduation present, she's also rich as hell so dunno where this came from) "and apparently we never even made tickets for you guys!" I'm still not sure how we got boarding passes if this is true, but anyway, that's their story and they're sticking to it.

Some dude at the gate said they'd put us on standby for a later flight and we should go talk to Mark at the checkin counter and he'd take care of us. We make the trek back and Mark is a [censored] moron who doesn't know a goddamn thing and actually got pissy at us for having the audacity to suggest that we belong on a plane to Frankfurt. We called my aunt's travel agent that booked the whole shebang and are currently waiting for her to try to sort the [censored] out with United Airlines. Meanwhile, we're hoping to get on another flight to Frankfurt at 7pm but whether we'll actually get on remains to be seen. I paid $10 for 24 hour wi-fi access and WILL BE SURE 2 KEEP U POSTED BBV.

Oh yeah, and I woke up at 7pm (20 hours ago) in Las Vegas and made an 8 hour drive to San Francisco. So yeah, my day isn't so great.

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brag: i work for united and im reading this on my computer at work

[RoundGuy]

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brag: i work for united

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I don't think you fully comprehend this whole "beat/brag" thing yet.

[Nickerbocker]

what games do they have at artichoke joes? I didnt know it existed until I saw it from the train the other day.

[Arp220]

Find some TSA guy, walk up behind him, and shout 'ALLAHU AKBAR!!'

Should make for a less boring wait.