Dear Jack Cust

[RickAstleyFan]

If only he hadn't wasted 8 seasons playing in the minors and for Five other teams...

[kyleb]

Wasted? He was just giving the rest of the MLB a head start.

[MikeyPatriot]

If you look closely, Jack Cust actually keeps his eyes closed until he hears the ball come off the pitcher's fingertips.

[Bremen]

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If you look closely, Jack Cust actually keeps his eyes closed until he hears the ball come off the pitcher's fingertips.

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Jack Cust once hit a ball so had it traveled back in time and killed off the dinosaurs.

[kyleb]

Alright I can't beat that, gg

[kkcountry]

Question: With the bases loaded and one out in a one run game and Cust at the plate, (like tonight) the sabermetrically correct play was to walk him, right?

[Karak567]

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Alright I can't beat that, gg

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i can

jack cust once hit a ball so hard it... KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!

[Jack of Arcades]

actually the correct play is to forfeit. he's going to hit a home run no matter what you do, so it's best avoid the whiplash your pitcher might suffer trying to follow the ball leaving the state.

[kidcolin]

Bremen's post is one of the better ones in SE's history, and I don't even have a Cust boner.

[MikeyPatriot]

Bremen,

I kept trying to think of a Jack Cust goes back in time to do something post. You have exceeded anything I could thing of.

NH, sir.