Full proof sex on the first date...

[Bicycles_Biatch]

Didn't want to totally hijack the thread on picking up girls... so here it goes

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I can usually get 1 out of 4 phone numbers from girls I approach

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1 out of 4 is spectacular - imagine if you won 25% of all hands delt to you in poker - you'd be rich.


Out of curiosity - of the 25% that give you their number, how many are you able to call? And how many do you actually take to lunch? Then how many do you actually nail?


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out of the 25% whose number I get... atleast half of them flake... of the ones I take out to lunch... i would say I have about a 90% rate of scheduling a 2nd more formal dinner date... and of those 90% who I've taken to dinner, I've closed the deal with 100% of them.

I have a full proof date for first date sex. I'll share if you guys like.

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I'll start off by telling you I'm an average looking dude with slightly above average wit and humor [which seems to go a long way]...

AND- the only reason I'm able to pull this date off is because of some killer business contacts I've made.

Anyways, here is the full proof sex on the first date- date for $250.00

Start off with a a cooler packed with wine and fruit. Head over to a small local airstrip and go on an aerial cruise of Los Angeles (small single prop plane takes us over Universal Studios, the Hollywood sign, and Staple center). I have a buddy that owns a pilots-licensing company and takes us up for 30 minutes for the price of fuel... about $90.00. The regular fee is probably between $150-$200.00. You can easily get the same helicopter service in most large towns for a couple hundred bucks.

Usually the flight induces some kissing, petting, hand holding... it's a very bonding event.

Follow-up upon landing with the wine and fruit... sometimes we are good to go from there... sometimes I have to extend the date/conversation over to a little sushi joint I know [very quant place] that cost about $100.00

Presto... first date sex 7 out of 8 times.

P.S. five of them were above average (7 or 8 out of 10 stars- even by OTT standards); 1 was so far out of my league I didn't know how I got so lucky (10 +); 1 was very plain (maybe a six)

P.P.S- I know $200 - $400 on a single date seems ridiculous... but if you do 3-4 'standard' dates to get laid, it's about the same thing.

[YeaYeaFaSho]

full proof? wow

[mark_foley]

A guy can get a pretty good looking hooker for $400.

[blinden84]

is that like, 200 Proof?

[Evan]

Compliment, book, kiss cheek, over 18, music.....

[Inso0]

I think having "above average wit" and spelling "fool" wrong, without knowing it, more than once, in SEPARATE threads two are mutually exclusive things.

I call [censored].

[David H]

Fool.

[dinopoker]

Pics of girls, please, kthks.

[bobman0330]

Man, it's easy. Just compliment, book, kiss on cheek, dance, jazz, kiss, kitchen, steak, wine, wait, compliment, talk, wine, eat, couch, kiss, wine, kiss, wine, then take her to the strip club. Doesn't cost no $250 either.

[Jiggymike]

Full proof = 200 proof = 100 % alcohol (pure ethanol). Couple shots of that for her and sex = EZ.