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by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condoms
ok so jesus took 100 puppies from poor families and he was about to drown them so they would keep him company in heaven. also he gave them the ability to talk which made them even cuter. but the puppies said they didnt want to die.
so jesus, since he is the all caring lamb of god said i'll make u a deal puppies. i will line u all up single file and put a used condom on each of ur heads. some of the condoms will be filled with satans cum, some will be filled with the tears of virgin mary. satans cum is bright red and marys tears are glowing white fwiw. so, all the puppies will be able to see all the condoms of the puppies in front of them, and the condoms are seethrough so you can see the contents. but u cant see ur own condom and u cant see the ones behind you. and the puppy in front cant see anybodys condom, capiche? one by one starting from the back of the line jesus says he will ask each puppy which kind of condom is on his own head. if he is right the puppy disappears and goes back to his family. if he is wrong he disappears and goes to heaven. the other puppies remaining wont know if he was wrong or right. jesus gives the puppies an hour to come up with a plan to save themselves, but he warns them he will hear their plan because he is omniscient and will do everything he can to take as many puppies to heaven as he can. how many puppies can go back to their families? |
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