One day you will run worse than you ever thought possible

Jigsaws · #1 12-30-2006, 09:58 PM

I need to write this down. I know some of these hands are tilt and horrendously misplayed. Most of them are just coolers & beats, though. I don't really need strategy advice, but if you want to write it, fine.

Villain: 45/27/4 (50 hands).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($7)
BB ($34.10)
UTG ($101.30)
MP ($144.65)
CO ($174.35)
Hero ($104.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, MP raises to $5, 1 fold, Hero raises to $15, 2 folds, UTG folds, MP calls $10.

Flop: ($32.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $20, MP raises to $129.65, Hero calls $69.45 (All-In).

Turn: ($251.60) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($251.60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $251.60

Results below:
MP has Kc Kh (two pair, kings and fours).
Hero has Qh Qc (two pair, queens and fours).
Outcome: MP wins $251.60.

Villain: 50/6/something (25 hands).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($115.75)
BB ($90.50)
UTG ($121.15)
MP ($26.35)
Hero ($99.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, BB raises to $12, Hero calls $8.

Flop: ($24.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $78.5 (All-In), Hero calls $78.50.

Turn: ($181.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($181.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $181.50

Results below:
BB has Ac As (two pair, aces and twos).
Hero has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and twos).
Outcome: BB wins $181.50.

Villain: 31/19/1.75 (100 hands).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($122.35)
BB ($87)
UTG ($90.05)
Hero ($99.65)
CO ($203.30)
Button ($89)

Preflop: Hero is MP with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, SB calls $3.50, BB raises to $15, Hero raises to $99.65, SB folds, BB calls $72 (All-In).

Flop: ($190.65) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($190.65) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($190.65) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $190.65

Results below:
BB has Jc Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has As Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: BB wins $178. Hero wins $12.65.

Villain: 34/10/2.33 (29 hands).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($97.50)
BB ($163.90)
UTG ($76.55)
MP ($102.85)
CO ($81.20)
Button ($121.35)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, CO raises to $4, Button calls $4, Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, UTG folds, CO raises to $29, Button folds, Hero raises to $97.5, CO calls $52.20 (All-In).

Flop: ($184.70) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($184.70) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($184.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $184.70

Results below:
Hero has Kh As (high card, ace).
CO has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: CO wins $168.40. Hero wins $16.30.

Villain: 66/0/0.25 (only 10 hands).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($70.40)
Hero ($101)
MP ($133.80)
CO ($53.65)
Button ($99.80)
SB ($70.95)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $4, MP calls $4, CO calls $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($16.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, MP folds, CO folds, BB calls $12.

Turn: ($40.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $25, BB calls $25.

River: ($90.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $57.5, BB calls $29.40 (All-In).

Final Pot: $177.40

Results below:
BB has Ah Jh (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $149.30. Hero wins $28.10.

Villain: 37/6/0.8 (32 hands).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (3 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($81)
Hero ($99)
SB ($70.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $4, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($9) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($9) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $9, SB raises to $16, Hero raises to $95, SB calls $50.25 (All-In).

River: ($170.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $170.25

Results below:
Hero has As 7s (two pair, aces and sevens).
SB has 5d 6d (straight, eight high).
Outcome: SB wins $141.50. Hero wins $28.75.

Villain: 100/14/6 (12 hands).

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($100)
UTG ($61.85)
MP ($143.25)
CO ($161.35)
Button ($186.55)
SB ($38.70)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, MP calls $1, CO calls $1, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($5) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets $2, Hero raises to $7, UTG calls $7, MP folds, CO folds, SB folds.

Turn: ($21) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $11, UTG calls $11.

River: ($43) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $30, UTG raises to $42.85, Hero calls $12.85.

Final Pot: $128.70

Results below:
Hero has Ac 2h (three of a kind, twos).
UTG has 2s Qc (full house, twos full of queens).
Outcome: UTG wins $128.70.

Villain: 37/0/1, 45 hands.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

CO ($61.75)
Button ($23.35)
SB ($161.05)
Hero ($101.50)
UTG ($112.45)
MP ($63.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO calls $1, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero raises to $5, CO calls $4, SB folds.

Flop: ($11) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $7.5, CO calls $7.50.

Turn: ($26) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $16, CO raises to $49.25, Hero calls $33.25.

River: ($124.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $124.50

Results below:
Hero has Qs As (high card, ace).
CO has Kc 7c (two pair, kings and sevens).
Outcome: CO wins $124.50.

No need to post stats, this play was just retarded.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($256.15)
UTG ($19.90)
MP ($36.10)
Hero ($107.30)
Button ($100)
SB ($54.65)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($8.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6, BB raises to $16, Hero calls $10.

Turn: ($40.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero raises to $33, BB calls $22.

River: ($106.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: $106.50

Results below:
BB has Kh 7h (two pair, kings and sevens).
Hero has 7s 9s (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: BB wins $106.50.

Standard beat.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Hero ($100)
BB ($103.85)
UTG ($82.80)
MP ($51.80)
CO ($37.80)
Button ($118.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, MP raises to $5, 1 fold, Button calls $5, Hero raises to $20, 1 fold, UTG folds, MP calls $15, Button folds.

Flop: ($47) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $31.8, MP calls $31.80 (All-In).

Turn: ($110.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($110.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $110.60

Results below:
Hero has Qc Qh (two pair, queens and eights).
MP has 9h 9d (full house, nines full of eights).
Outcome: MP wins $110.60.

Standard beat.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($116.75)
UTG ($100)
MP ($44.95)
CO ($20)
Button ($180.15)
Hero ($100)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $1.
1 fold, MP calls $1, CO (poster) checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $5, MP raises to $44.95, CO folds, Hero raises to $100, BB folds.

Flop: ($151.95) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($151.95) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($151.95) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $151.95

Results below:
Hero has Qd Qc (two pair, queens and sevens).
MP has 7s Qs (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: MP wins $151.95.

Standard beat.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($114.90)
UTG ($64.20)
MP ($36.75)
CO ($51.55)
Button ($113.25)
Hero ($99)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, MP calls $1, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, UTG folds, MP calls $5.

Flop: ($14) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $9.5, MP raises to $30.75, Hero calls $21.25.

Turn: ($75.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($75.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $75.50

Results below:
Hero has Qs Qh (two pair, queens and sevens).
MP has 5d 5s (full house, fives full of sevens).
Outcome: MP wins $75.50.