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Re: So my EX called me up.....
Get her to make a sex tape with you. Then let her catch you cheating on her. Then link her to the website via text message.
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Re: So my EX called me up.....
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Tell her you have moved on from her and are now banging strippers. It will do wonders for her self-esteem. [/ QUOTE ] This is 100% correct. Possibly add that you hadn't realised how sheltered your life had been when you were with her and are now truly living life to the fullest. [/ QUOTE ] Or, you could SIIHP and then tell her that. One of these ways is far more enjoyable. [/ QUOTE ] wait wait wait, whose move was that that while having sex with an ex he leaned in and said "your friend so and so was a better [censored]"? that's the clear answer. |
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Re: So my EX called me up.....
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Get her to make a sex tape with you and SIIHP. Then let her catch you cheating on her. Then link her to the website via text message. [/ QUOTE ] FYP also, thinly veiled brag? |
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Re: So my EX called me up.....
Hoes before hoes.
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Re: So my EX called me up.....
revenge is sweet.
warning: graphic description 1.get some milk, beer, wine, cola, pepsi 2.get her stomach [censored] up 3.get her drunk 4.SIIHP then SIIHMouth 5.repeat 6.??? 7.profit 8.leave and never talk to the bitch again |
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Re: So my EX called me up.....
Tell her you'll have dinner with her to catch up. Invite stripper friend along as well unknowingly to ex but inform stripper. Introduce her as your new, non-cheating girlfriend. Commence amazingly awkward dinner, continously having wierd manic/depressent mood swings throughout telling her you still love her/hate her and beg her not to leave if she tries to get up and go. Ask for a threesome at the end. Fun for all.
Variant: Have stripper friend bring multiple additional stripper friends, ask for x-some. Variant: Invite stripper friend to bathroom before dessert for mid-dinner sex. |
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