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Old 05-28-2007, 02:47 PM
holdme holdme is offline
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Default Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

It's lunch, and I'm heading to the Taco Bell in town where I work. It's possibly the nicest Taco Bell ever, very new looking. Instead of going through the drive-thru, I decide to head inside because I have some things to do in that area of town later.

I order the new X-tremo quesadilla that I heard about from BBV4L. I get the meal, which comes with an extra large cup for only ten cents more. I didn't know what to expect since I've heard mixed reviews on the quesadilla. It's just a regular quesadilla except it contains ground beef. It was sub-par at best. It had too much cheese relative to meat, and I didn't think the flavor was outstanding.

So I finish up my combo meal and grab a refill, but I have the sudden urge to piss. I walk into the bathroom and I see an occupied urinal and a stall. I knock on the stall door. No answer. "Excellent," I think. So I open the door and set my giganto-sized soft drink on top of the baby-change station (not while it's folded down ldo). I turn back to close the door to my quite roomy stall, and as I peer up, I catch a glimpse of urinal-guy doing his business! I didn't look directly at his junk, but I knew what was going on, and he may have as well. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

I quickly dodge behind the stall door and lock it, feeling relieved that I had only caught a glimpse of urinal-guy's penis from my peripheral vision. Had it crossed the direct path of my eyes, I could have gone blind. Or something.

Here is an MSPaint representing today's events:

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Old 05-28-2007, 05:00 PM
holdme holdme is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

How did this get no love? It contains Taco Bell, MSPaint, and full frontal male nudity.
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:02 PM
epiphanot epiphanot is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

I like the MSPaint. But u saw a guys weiner. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:05 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

That quesadilla just surpassed the mcd's double cheeseburger in value for $ imo.
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:41 PM
Artsemis Artsemis is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

I didn't reply because I saw the topic and thought it was another EricW post.
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:44 PM
Prodigy54321 Prodigy54321 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

you can see through walls?
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Old 05-28-2007, 05:54 PM
Dr. Spaceman Dr. Spaceman is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

Does the other guy have a french fry sticking out of his mouth or is that a yellow straw?
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:00 PM
Teh1337zor Teh1337zor is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

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you can see through walls?

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ban for wallhacking
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:04 PM
JayA JayA is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

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Does the other guy have a french fry sticking out of his mouth or is that a yellow straw?

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That's pee pee LDO.
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Old 05-28-2007, 06:22 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I saw a guy\'s weiner at Taco Bell (MSPaint inside)

The guy with the square head and three eyes in the corner looks really dismayed at the events.
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