Brazilio and I try to flip in a live game...Someone messes it up

[TeeJayOrTJ]

So I am playing some lagtard 2/5 NL at the Bellagio when its folded to me on the button. I have yet to look and I ask Brazilio if he wants to flip for 100, he is the BB. There is a youngish kinda nitty female in the SB who has also not seen her hand. I ask her if she will just fold her SB and we will give it back to her. I try to explain to her how she will just chop if I fold. Stupid bitch says she will decide what to do when action gets on her. So I say [censored] it and through in a measly hundo.

At this point she finally looks down at her hand and starts acting all crazy. Saying stupid [censored] about how she doesnt know what to do. Finally she pushes all in for 371 total. Brazilio quickly folds and I think for a minute. I still have yet to look at my cards and I know she has QQ or JJ. KK and AA doesnt act like she did and I dont think she would gamboool with AK. I am super annoyed at the situation but finally say [censored] it an call for 271. The look on her face is priceless when I call. She was so excited.

She flips over QQ and I flip over my first card. Ace of diamonds. I am watching her as I do this and her face just dropped, it was awesome. Next card is the 5 of hearts. At this point I yell out "Wheel one time dealer". The flop comes and its 942. Things look promising. Turn brings another 4 and I realize I am hitting my 7 outer. The river obviously brings the miracle 3 and I just start laughing and making jokes about karma. This chick storms off from the table and is so completly in shock at what just happened. It was one of my most enjoyable hands of live poker ever.

[0evg0]

omg i'd cum in my pants if this happened to me.

and then i'd hump her and make sure residue got on her.

then i'd suffocate from laughing too much.

AWESOME

[stinkypete]

you really shouldnt be discussing the hand like that with brazilio if there's another player in the pot. it might be donkey stakes to you, but im sure this woman was playing seriously and didn't appreciate it.

[JOHANSON YO]

nh

[Gildwulf]

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you really shouldnt be discussing the hand like that with brazilio if there's another player in the pot. it might be donkey stakes to you, but im sure this woman was playing seriously and didn't appreciate it.

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ya...this is a funny story but I agree with stinkypete

[Barretboy]

I pretty much want to punch douchebags like you in the face on a regular basis.

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

this is awesome, dont listen to these nits

[vos]

bad table manners

ah this is bbv [censored] it! A+

[Banditgberg]

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bad table manners

ah this is bbv [censored] it! A+

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oh fo sho! NH!

[junkmail3]

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folded to me on the button. I have yet to look

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Brazilio ... is the BB.


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she will just chop if I fold.


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Highlights for the nits.