should i go pro or keep landscaping? #2 update

[TheChad]

yes yes, grand humor!

[nineinchal]

Dear Enrique,

More bad news. I heard your cousin Luis in San Francisco just lost his legs in a wood chipper and now is standing three foot six inches on the stumps of his knees.

The good news is he just turned pro because he mastered $5/10 no limit because he is now SHORT STACKED.

Give us an update #3 ASAP.

Vaya con Dios.

Nineinch

[Mothercanuck]

such gold...the effort and planning that goes into these lately are timeless...

[The Velour Fog]

this is how legends are made!

[MychCumstien]

I say, cut off your other thumb and join the circus!

[Quanah Parker]

I'm not sure, but I think FullTilt offers a special handicap reward program where users just need to photocopy and fax their physical deformity, along with a current utility bill.
FullTilt's handicap and health team will review your application to assure compliance.
If approved, FullTilt will allow you to use a Thumb BOT program designed to mimic the play of users equipped with all ten digits, thus keeping a level playing for all people of all handicaps who wish to play poker.
GL

PS- The $100 SNGs sound like agood idea. Take 'em down amigo!

[pocketse7ens]

awesome

[llleisure]

If you're willing to sell important body parts like thumbs for $2k, you could just go pro doing that. Google it, there are people (not me mind you) that will pay big money for parts of fingers, etc.

You've got 9 more fingers (don't sell them in whole, rather in knuckle segments) and 10 toes. 1 kidney you don't need, maybe a cornea and part of your liver (pretty sure that grows back anyway.) I think you can get by without a pancreas and if you don't plan on heavy physical exertion maybe minus a lung too. You're sitting on a gold mine my man.

[cheet]

LOL, Irvine St.? You must live near me

[a breath of air]

A+, would read again.