So you think youre a degenerate? The bar is *raised*, broseph.

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http://www.insidebayarea.com/localnews/ci_5706275

The lurid and insane saga of "poker pro" William Gustafik, from the perspective of his wife, who stabbed him to death the other day.

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Daily regiment started with coffee + Ativan, followed quickly by lines of cocaine with a chaser of testosterone gel smeared on his thighs and injected into his arms.

He would then retire to his "office" to do cocaine in earnest while.. wait for it.. playing poker online!

The article is basically a review of a 10 page suicide email his wife sent out after murdering him. She sent it, then tried to fly in some Bay Area hotel room, and of course failed and ended up arrested.

Bon appetite!