Thank God

LionelHutz00 · #1 08-19-2007, 04:52 AM

for cute chubby chicks with low self esteem. Thank you society for neglecting these girls. You make it so that all I have to do to take this girl home is not be a jerk and tell her that she's pretty. Seriously though, this girl is as sweet as sugar.

Oh yeah the other day my mom made icebox cake for my dad's birthday and gave me half of it. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [censored] delicious. even though i ate it all today and therefore gained 12 pounds.

Time for some cuddling, friends. mmmmmmmmmmmm baby.

edfurlong · #2 08-19-2007, 05:05 AM

Glad you hit that cake before tubs o fun got a chance!

4drugmoney · #3 08-19-2007, 05:20 AM

WTf is an Icebox cake? Yeah fat chicks rule, little to no effort involved.

Chump Change · #4 08-19-2007, 07:21 AM

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[x] possible cannibal

longhair · #5 08-19-2007, 07:52 AM

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[x] possible that she was literally covered with sugar

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johndenver · #6 08-19-2007, 09:53 AM

my fear of banging fat chicks is that they will get pregnant

you know they are going to keep the baby just to show off to their friends that somebody thought they were cute enough to sleep with, babies are huge self esteem boosts for them

and then you got some fat chick following you around for the rest of your life with ur baby asking for stuff. embarassing and costly. not worth it. its better just to jerk off

LionelHutz00 · #7 08-19-2007, 01:21 PM

lol she made me breakfast and then she ate it. I tried to sneak out of her place like a ninja but she intercepted me like Champ [censored] Bailey.

her: are you gonna eat those eggs?
me: uh..... no?
(not a moment of hesitation)
/she grabs the potatoes and eats them like a wild animal.

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wear a condom?

lol i mashed her kidshitter.

Chump Change · #8 08-19-2007, 07:26 AM

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LionelHutz00 · #9 08-19-2007, 01:23 PM

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I don't get it. Who is this?

slothinator · #10 08-19-2007, 01:34 PM

Fine Young Cannibals

[censored] 80's pop group. They sang "She Drives Me Crazy".

Edit - Beat: I knew the group from their picture and the name of their hit song.