Cool ass sayings not used enough - Page 15

Florida · #**141** 07-06-2007, 02:11 AM

vagina??

Johnny Hughes · #**142** 07-06-2007, 03:42 PM

If I had your money, I would throw mine away.

Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you though times of no dope.

I sure hope I break even, I need this money.

You know how a poker dealer and a stagecoach driver are just alike??? They both spend all day looking at ten [censored].

Gone Forever · #**143** 07-06-2007, 03:58 PM

"Boss" - "You hear that new cd? That [censored] is boss!"

"I'm hungrier than four dudes." - "Man I aint eaten all damn day. I'm hungrier than four dudes!"

You can show your understanding of the situation simply by replying "Yeah? Well, I'm hungrier than five dudes."

"Not a near notha" - "If it weren't for the Lord I wouldn't have not a near notha bitch."

Pronounced: "Nodda-near-nudda"

"Kick it the fresh way" - When somebody asks what you're plans are for the evening simple say "I'm probably just gunna kick it the fresh way."

Gone Forever · #**144** 07-06-2007, 04:12 PM

"Rectum? Nearly [censored] his ass off!"

Blarg · #**145** 07-06-2007, 04:14 PM

Wrong thread, this isn't uncool sayings you're glad aren't used more.

karmakamikaze · #**146** 07-06-2007, 06:58 PM

"you're a load your mother should have swallowed"

this might well be my only contribution to this forum.. mwell..

hyde · #**147** 07-06-2007, 07:09 PM

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"you're a load your mother should have swallowed"

this might well be my only contribution to this forum.. mwell..

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You would be quitting when you are ahead.

popeye18 · #**148** 07-06-2007, 07:10 PM

A simple one...

"Holy Moly!"

franknagaijr · #**149** 08-23-2007, 05:57 PM

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My friend from Maine says "that's the cat's ass" I don't even know what it means. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

For instance "that car is the cat's ass" wtf is that good bad?

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If you take a gander at John Dos Passo's USA Trilogy from 80 years ago, you'll find this quote:

'That's the cats nuts, Jake'

Don't know why that's stuck with me all this time. Good stuff.

Jeff_B · #**150** 08-23-2007, 06:02 PM

I was playing gears of war last night and heard 2 kids say "nice shot"
"yeah he's too cool for school"

def am going to start using that more often so people will always be like wtf