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#101
10-10-2007, 06:46 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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[ QUOTE ] BTW, I've met vava in real life. Whatever he says about women is 100% true, he gets through them faster than Dids through a cakeshop. [/ QUOTE ] NO WAY [/ QUOTE ] Maybe a slight exaggeration but I don't do sex lies... I'm trying to think of other embarassing situations...that won't kill my MOJO ! 
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#102
10-12-2007, 04:48 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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[ QUOTE ] 2nd or 3rd year of college, chick I have been seriously hitting on for at least the last 6 months. She had come over to my place on several occasions and ended up sleeping in my bed, spooning all night but no deal closings. So, I end up hooking up with some other chick and we start dating. The day we start dating I'm over at hot blonde chicks house and we are talking. She gets up and goes into the bed room and comes out carrying a red g-string, holds it up and says "I just bought these yesterday, want me to model them for you?" I say "no thanks" No joke came out, no laugh, no nothing. My brain failed me by saying the exact last thing that I ever would have wanted to say at that moment and i'm [censored] retarded for it. [/ QUOTE ] Jesus krist. [/ QUOTE ] This entire thread has me on life tilt.
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#103
10-12-2007, 06:59 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
I opened this thread expecting it to be about Goofyballer.
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#104
10-12-2007, 07:22 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
Not closing deals when I was between 12 and 18 years old; almost every girl I wanted wanted me (when I had no glasses on hahahah), with a few of that group I kissed but no relation or sexy times. So I stayed a virgin till I was 20.
Looking in my girlfriends diary once while it stated explicitly on the front side and front page that everyone who would do that she was going to hate >>>> I still tell her afterwards >>>> exit...
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#105
10-12-2007, 07:28 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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I opened this thread expecting it to be about Goofyballer. [/ QUOTE ] Well, if you look at in from a certain point of view, it is, son, it is.
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#106
10-12-2007, 07:37 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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Her (cutey who is on her drunken hen night): Wow, it's really hot in here... (she gazes deep in my eyes, she wants some vitamin db badly...) ME: TELL ME ABOUT IT. FEEL MY BACK, IT'S SOAKING. I'M SWEATING LIKE A FKN PIG. [/ QUOTE ] Simple, yet elegant.
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#107
10-12-2007, 07:41 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] BTW, I've met vava in real life. Whatever he says about women is 100% true, he gets through them faster than Dids through a cakeshop. [/ QUOTE ] NO WAY [/ QUOTE ] Maybe a slight exaggeration but I don't do sex lies... I'm trying to think of other embarassing situations...that won't kill my MOJO ! [/ QUOTE ] not entirely relevant, but the patty-cake story is good.
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#108
10-12-2007, 09:59 AM
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Re: stupidest move you\'ve ever made with the opposite sex
Ha Db,
The fact that you remember that is funny... Basically me and my mate Jamie absolutely ruined this girl...We were holiday reps and were hi-5-ing and doing Patty Cake and dance routines whilst on this bed with her....it was hilarious.. I'm trying to remember other stupid things that I have done... Basically I remember trying to "finger" (apologies for crudeness) a girl through her tights when I was 13/14 or so on a sofa at a party in a hall... Hahaha
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