BBV Anonymous Confessions (The Sequel)

[Mrage]

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Even R.Kelly never tried to [censored] his kid cousin...(yet)

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I used to hook up with my (adopted) cousin whenever
our families got together. I had just turned 16 when
it started, and it lasted for almost a year. She was
by far the hottest girl I've ever hooked up with,
skinny, tan brunette with a really pretty face, juicy
ass an absolutely huge rack. I would seriously suck
on her [censored] for a half an hour at a time. It was
mostly making out, tit-play and I player with her
cooter once, and I think I put her hand on my johnson
one time. She made insinuations about how she wanted
me to come visit her at night (for sexaments ldo) but
I never did.
Only problem is, she was 12. She literally looked a
couple years older than me, but she was [censored] twelve
years old.
So one day when her family was visiting her mom caught
us while we were making out and she was straddling me,
and [censored] hit the fan. My cousin was already a little
nuts but she went absolutely batshit insane and had to
see a therapist for some crazy [censored] up in the brain
disorder.
My parents obviously found out and sent me to a
therapist cuz they figured I was some freak pedophile.
Had to take a polygraph about my sexual history and
fantasies and everything. So I thought, [censored] it, if
they think I'm a crazy pedophile, I'll start looking
at little girls porn. So I downloaded several files
on [censored] and stuff of illegal pedo [censored]. And
seriously, don't develeop a fetish like that, cuz it's
hard to get into, but way way way harder to break.
Anyway, I don't do stuff like that anymore, but that
whole episode kind of [censored] up my relations with my
extended family and made sex and beating off less fun.
Good [censored] times.

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wow if this one is real it is by far the winnar

[/ QUOTE ]lolling so hard right now I don't even know why hahahaha

[BowToYourSensei]

A quick wikipedia search shows that Dennis Hastert is a representitive from Illinois...he will always get my vote

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I actually have a good number of stories but this one probably tops off all of them in terms of trickery. I would post under my normal name also except that there is a small probability that charges could be pressed.....

BTW this is a long story but [censored] sweet.

Its senior year of high school, already a blast and me and 7 other friends decide that it would be sweet to go to lake tahoe for a ski trip. One of my friends dad's who lived in Lt says it would be tight if we stay with him, so sounds like a pretty tight trip so far. Well one of my friends who is an insane liar/con artist decides to come up with this scheme that we will exploit. He makes a whole fake TV idea, that we are actually cast members of an MTV show called Senior Trip (important for later). He actually had name tags laminated and [censored] to look actually professional. This kid is so good the night before we fly out he has all the parents of the kids come to his house and he has a whole fake retinue planned out for the parents to digest. The next day we fly out.

After we pick up our bags we have a limo service from Reno pick us up free of charge, no tips, no cost for the 45 min+ ride. We settle in the house and make plans for the next day where we go to I want to say NorthEnd or some ski resort I can't remember the name of, but anyway free ski rentals, free lift tickets, free lunch etc. Well you must be asking how they gave us this [censored], well my friend convinced this dorky kid in our school who was some wanna-be meterologist to borrow his video equipment. His parents were loaded so he actually had some half-way professional looking [censored], like lighting stands and whatever else comes along with that [censored]. So we are actually interviewing some manager of this ski resort on the huge lodge area asking him questions about the resort etc. etc, just doing [censored] to make it look legitimate.

Anyway we ski there for a day, the next day we dont have anything planned and just ski around in some public areas and whatnot, the next day is killer.

We start off the day going to this mall, thanks to the limo service and the guy has stocked his bar area with drinks/ and pre-rolled joints. I don't smoke so I held the camera while everyone else was getting blazed and then we head over to Reno so we can be on some radio station. We get to the radio station and we are let in to some popular radio station booth with some guy who has a body that does not do his massive voice justice it was hilarious. Anyway he is asking the 8 of us questions about what our show is about and what not and where we were going to be that night (which was a club called metropolis). We are just making a bunch of [censored] up and then we head back to Tahoe so we can get ready for the night. (Btw, radio stations are full of crap, those caller number 9 things are total garbage, this guy told us so and he even proved it when the first person he talked to sounded like a hot chick and he told her she was the special caller and that she won)

Anyway we change and we head out to none other than The bunny ranch which is basically a legal prostitution house. Anway we get there and these girls are just dying to [censored] us because the few other guys look like 50 year old pedophiles. But before we can get to business we are taken to the back with Dennis Hastert the owner while he shows us his "prize" girl who is Sunset Thomas, well sunset is getting eaten out by some whore there and she is flicking her pussy juices all in our faces, and then Dennis gets out this [censored] tool that looks like a jackhammer that has a dildo attached and he starts ramming the thing in her cooch and we are filiming this [censored] while the other girl is playing with her [censored] and taking some of the guys clothes off. Well Hastert really wants to get his fake interview and documentary thing over, so we go to the main lounge and this guy is basically just selling his company to the camera telling how awesome it is and what not, and smacking girls asses and telling us to lick their boobs...fun stuff. The crappy part of this whole process was that he only gave us 50% off unlike all the other places that were catering to us so that sucked, especially bc the girls were mad expensive. Though you negotiate they have minimum prices and we were all high schoolers and none of us had jobs. The con artist did [censored] one of them I guess he got it for free somehow, and me and my friend who were with some banging fake titty broads were trying to get sex for 20 bucks each.

The one cool thing Dennis Hastert did do for us was give us some girls to go with us to club metropolis. So we roll over there and I'm not joking the line was a city block long, and on the sign it says the date and please welcome MTV's Senior Trip. We get out of the limo and this is obv 21 and up club and heres all these high schoolers [censored] barely looking 18, a bunch start to boo us and what not and we scamper through the VIP entrance. When we get in we have VIP and free drink service and we all have those badges on and a few of us have cameras, which were actually just personal hand held cameras. All of the chicks are [censored] flocking to us. I am in college now and that many hot chicks have never been so easy to get. They obv just want to get on the camera in hopes that they get on TV so they are macking on us, making out flashing us etc. If your interested in my part, I ended up hooking up with some girl that in hindsight was def on E. We dance seriously forever and she ends up blowing me in VIP while I finger one of the chicks that Hastert sent. We wander the streets after the club closes and we wind up somehow back in the limo going home.

We ended up getting one more day at some huge ski resort where I suffer a massive concussion and get soo sick from my head hurting so bad. The next day one of the chicks my friend met at the club comes to our place and is probably [censored] my friend when I decide its a good idea to drive her car because we have none. Unfortunately its a stick and its in the mountains but fortunately I was either still suffering from the concussion or drunk so I decided to drive her car and I think I [censored] it up extremely bad because by the time I managed to get it back I stutter stalled 20 times and it was making weird sounds. We flew back.

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[BowToYourSensei]

When you only have enough money left to eat food or to feed your degen gambling, the choice is obvious

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busto story:

usually I play $11 mtts and grind 25PLO and 0.50-1 or1-2 LHE online but anyways I owed my landlord $600 for rent back on the first, but I only had $200 or so to my name online or in pocket after I took a shot at 5-10 NL with 500, running it up to 1800 then getting stacked by [censored] BBuddy in a 4 bet pot preflop my KK < his Ah4h getting all in on a Th8hXx flop.

Anyways my friend had just got his netteller money back and was planning to go to the 1K Legends the next day so I rode with him to rail and try to grind some $$$ back at 4-8LHE at commerce with my $200, got to a high of $400 and a low of busto, then my buddy spotted me a buyin for 200NL, which I lost after a few hours of insignificant and unlucky play - open pushed from the BB on a 6c7c8s flop in a 3 way raised pot with TT for 140 onto a $70 pot and got AQ to call me, turn Q....

So then I get home and find $60 in some clothes I'm washing figure I could by some food or take a shot online, having a small overdraft on my bank account ($45) I decide to get one of those prepaid visas to take my shot, and end up with one of the cards from a batch that is not usable for online gambling, so I basically paid $55 for 50 bucks on a CC that I'm gonna use at the store - I feel like a
lame more busto version of bluescouse

I 'll cut this short by telling you about my night last night, where I got 97th in a stars freeroll for 0.33c and 11th in a FullTilt freeroll for $2, I lost the $2 in the first hand of 0.05c-0.10c PLO with TTdQd8
on a Ts3d6d flop to a wrap - just trying to get anything going because my landlord told me to move out if I can't get him the $600 ASAP (been 2 weeks) and I'm almost into another month, spent all this week applying for jobs/posting ads to sell stuff/my car etc. but I'm so broke my phone has been turned off and I can only correspond via email limiting my success in finding a job/selling stuff-

I'm in a pretty [censored] spot, no family to help me out, sometimes wish I had spent some time learning some kinds of skills instead of playing poker all day because I have to apply for lame jobs, I considered posting this as its own thread but didn't probably "too boring; didn't read " material

right now I'm playing a Razz freeroll at FT with like 5K (no fpps left at stars) wish me luck


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[thac]

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When you only have enough money left to eat food or to feed your degen gambling, the choice is obvious

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busto story:

usually I play $11 mtts and grind 25PLO and 0.50-1 or1-2 LHE online but anyways I owed my landlord $600 for rent back on the first, but I only had $200 or so to my name online or in pocket after I took a shot at 5-10 NL with 500, running it up to 1800 then getting stacked by [censored] BBuddy in a 4 bet pot preflop my KK < his Ah4h getting all in on a Th8hXx flop.

Anyways my friend had just got his netteller money back and was planning to go to the 1K Legends the next day so I rode with him to rail and try to grind some $$$ back at 4-8LHE at commerce with my $200, got to a high of $400 and a low of busto, then my buddy spotted me a buyin for 200NL, which I lost after a few hours of insignificant and unlucky play - open pushed from the BB on a 6c7c8s flop in a 3 way raised pot with TT for 140 onto a $70 pot and got AQ to call me, turn Q....

So then I get home and find $60 in some clothes I'm washing figure I could by some food or take a shot online, having a small overdraft on my bank account ($45) I decide to get one of those prepaid visas to take my shot, and end up with one of the cards from a batch that is not usable for online gambling, so I basically paid $55 for 50 bucks on a CC that I'm gonna use at the store - I feel like a
lame more busto version of bluescouse

I 'll cut this short by telling you about my night last night, where I got 97th in a stars freeroll for 0.33c and 11th in a FullTilt freeroll for $2, I lost the $2 in the first hand of 0.05c-0.10c PLO with TTdQd8
on a Ts3d6d flop to a wrap - just trying to get anything going because my landlord told me to move out if I can't get him the $600 ASAP (been 2 weeks) and I'm almost into another month, spent all this week applying for jobs/posting ads to sell stuff/my car etc. but I'm so broke my phone has been turned off and I can only correspond via email limiting my success in finding a job/selling stuff-

I'm in a pretty [censored] spot, no family to help me out, sometimes wish I had spent some time learning some kinds of skills instead of playing poker all day because I have to apply for lame jobs, I considered posting this as its own thread but didn't probably "too boring; didn't read " material

right now I'm playing a Razz freeroll at FT with like 5K (no fpps left at stars) wish me luck


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tb;dr

[Jiganti]

I wasn't wow'd by any of these, I liked the pedophile one best though.

[BowToYourSensei]

You gonna get raped?

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When I was little we had a babysitter. I forget her name, but she was like 15 or 16 and kind of cute. But I didn't think about girls too much when I was only 6 yrs old. Anyways we liked her because she would let us stay up late until our parents got home, then we would run to our beds and act like we were asleep. She seemed very normal and she babysat us several times.

One night she had her friend over. I didn't like her friend because she was fat and always just ate all our food. Also whenever her friend was over we usually had to go to bed earlier than we normally did.

So as expected we get put to bed around 9 and we're pissed. About 30 minutes later though just as I am drifting off I hear "psst". I look up and out babysitter is there motioning me to come to her. I get out of the bed and drowsily head over. She whispers to me to get my brother and come downstairs. I ask why and she says it is a surprise. She says to be quiet and not wake our sister.

I do as told and head downstairs with my 5 yr. old brother who was even more lethargic than me. Anyways she says we are going to play a game. We ask her what it is and she says it is called "marriage" and we will flip a coin and whoever wins the flip gets to be her husband and whoever loses is the fat girls husband. Now we are both very awake because none of us want to be stuck with large marge. So she flips and my brother wins. He is plainly happy about this development.

But then she tells him to follow her and they go into another room and shut the door. Now I am stuck here with my "wife" not sure what the hell is supposed to happen now. I tell her so and she rolls her eyes, grabs a bag of our Doritos and sits down. She tells me to come over and sit in her lap. She turns on t.v. and that is it. I don't remember if she was grabbing and rubbing on me. All I remember is watching "Bluewolf" and seeing my first set of boobs in my life.

My brother finally came out about 15 minutes later and she sent us to bed telling us not to tell our parents because she could get in trouble letting us stay up. We agreed and went to bed. We shared a room and I immediately asked him what they did. He wouldn't answer. He just rolled over and went to sleep.

I have asked him several times since then and he never has answered that q. I think it is pretty obvious just from the scenario, but he doesn't act traumatized or any of the other signs you hear about. I am sure I am better off being with the fatty that night. But even now I wonder what would have happened and how it would have affected me if that coin came up tails.

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[Maple Leafs]

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We ask her what it is and she says it is called "marriage" and we will flip a coin and whoever wins the flip gets to be her husband ... I immediately asked him what they did. He wouldn't answer.

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They were playing "marriage". I would assume she nagged him, made him stop hanging out with his friends and refused to have sex with him.

[BowToYourSensei]

We're all God's children in the dark (and anal has no shape)

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so i graduated from college a few months ago, and this happened a couple months before graduation. there was this really fat girl who, despite her fatness, was really close with me and my guy friends. our relationship had a weird dynamic where we would always half-jokingly make fun of each other, but i never thought of it as anything more than silly banter. anyways, i hadn't been laid for a few months and i was getting sort of horny. one night when she was really drunk she made some weird comment about wanting to use a strap-on. this freaked me out, but, tbh, i was intrigued/stimulated. anyways, nothing happened that night, but a few days later i IMed her and basically told her i wanted to try it. she thought i was toying with her (which i did fairly frequently) so i told her i would "prove" it if she came up to my room. it took some convincing, but she eventually came up, and my proof consisted of showing her my dick to demonstrate that i was serious about it. well, for some reason, she decided to invert the whole power-dynamic of the situation and she started giving me head. i didn't really mind, but i was confused and the head was pretty [censored] (her teeth played a dominant role)... so, i was whatever about it until a few minutes into it when she started crying and said she had never seen a dick IRL. that was pretty [censored] shocking.. i mean, sure she's overweight, but you'd expect a 22-year-old girl to have seen a penis at some point in her life! it gets weirder, though. she said she was really horny and wanted to be [censored], but not in the pussy since she was saving it for her "true love." so, i'm like, "uuhhh, you want me to SIIYP?" she bent over, i obliged, and that was the first time i had anal sex.

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[VPIP100]

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We're all God's children in the dark (and anal has no shape)

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so i graduated from college a few months ago, and this happened a couple months before graduation. there was this really fat girl who, despite her fatness, was really close with me and my guy friends. our relationship had a weird dynamic where we would always half-jokingly make fun of each other, but i never thought of it as anything more than silly banter. anyways, i hadn't been laid for a few months and i was getting sort of horny. one night when she was really drunk she made some weird comment about wanting to use a strap-on. this freaked me out, but, tbh, i was intrigued/stimulated. anyways, nothing happened that night, but a few days later i IMed her and basically told her i wanted to try it. she thought i was toying with her (which i did fairly frequently) so i told her i would "prove" it if she came up to my room. it took some convincing, but she eventually came up, and my proof consisted of showing her my dick to demonstrate that i was serious about it. well, for some reason, she decided to invert the whole power-dynamic of the situation and she started giving me head. i didn't really mind, but i was confused and the head was pretty [censored] (her teeth played a dominant role)... so, i was whatever about it until a few minutes into it when she started crying and said she had never seen a dick IRL. that was pretty [censored] shocking.. i mean, sure she's overweight, but you'd expect a 22-year-old girl to have seen a penis at some point in her life! it gets weirder, though. she said she was really horny and wanted to be [censored], but not in the pussy since she was saving it for her "true love." so, i'm like, "uuhhh, you want me to SIIYP?" she bent over, i obliged, and that was the first time i had anal sex.

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[Speel Posher]

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We're all God's children in the dark (and anal has no shape)

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so i graduated from college a few months ago, and this happened a couple months before graduation. there was this really fat girl who, despite her fatness, was really close with me and my guy friends. our relationship had a weird dynamic where we would always half-jokingly make fun of each other, but i never thought of it as anything more than silly banter. anyways, i hadn't been laid for a few months and i was getting sort of horny. one night when she was really drunk she made some weird comment about wanting to use a strap-on. this freaked me out, but, tbh, i was intrigued/stimulated. anyways, nothing happened that night, but a few days later i IMed her and basically told her i wanted to try it. she thought i was toying with her (which i did fairly frequently) so i told her i would "prove" it if she came up to my room. it took some convincing, but she eventually came up, and my proof consisted of showing her my dick to demonstrate that i was serious about it. well, for some reason, she decided to invert the whole power-dynamic of the situation and she started giving me head. i didn't really mind, but i was confused and the head was pretty [censored] (her teeth played a dominant role)... so, i was whatever about it until a few minutes into it when she started crying and said she had never seen a dick IRL. that was pretty [censored] shocking.. i mean, sure she's overweight, but you'd expect a 22-year-old girl to have seen a penis at some point in her life! it gets weirder, though. she said she was really horny and wanted to be [censored], but not in the pussy since she was saving it for her "true love." so, i'm like, "uuhhh, you want me to SIIYP?" she bent over, i obliged, and that was the first time i had anal sex.

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