Kids say the durnedest things or The boy just ain't right

[Colt McCoy]

This morning the 3 year old had on one of those sleeping masks and said, "Look Daddy! My eyes are invisible!"

This afternoon I was arguing with the 5 year old about something ridiculous and his argument was complete gibberish. Finally exasperated I just said, "Where do you come up with such nonsense?"

His response: It's not nonsense. It's imagination!