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Old 07-20-2007, 07:07 PM
Polska Polska is offline
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Default Beat - I live in Poland

I earn $265 a month working 40 hours a week in a toilet paper factory in Poznan.

I will do pretty much anything for $20 a day to prevent me working another day in factory.

I have time and a camera.

I will happily take photo of me AC Slatering, of Polish girls, answer any qustion about Poland, Communism.

I can even explain the best way to use East European toilets (those with the ledge) you know what I mean if you have been.

I would like not work for a month but need $20 a day to live. I will do things you don't imgagine....

Post what you would like me do or photo.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:08 PM
paiz paiz is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

hahahahahahhahahahhaha i hope this gets really good

oh, first
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:09 PM
Al_Money Al_Money is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

1. poop in a bag
2. write bbv4lyfe on the bag
3. post picture in this thread
4. ???
5. profit!
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:11 PM
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

I'm serious.

In my town people milk cows and sell it in a pepsi bottle on the street.

many people wake at 4am to pick mushrooms in forest to sell for 3zl on street.

We have a 4* hotel in my town which is $30 a night.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:11 PM
jfish jfish is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

eat a pair of jeans.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:13 PM
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

Learn poker obv.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:17 PM
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

I play poker but I have graph like Spaniel ears.

AniaJ on Pokerstars
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:18 PM
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

ok so If I do poo in bag and write message?

This is ok with me
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:19 PM
Al_Money Al_Money is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

[ QUOTE ]
ok so If I do poo in bag and write message?

This is ok with me

[/ QUOTE ]

You have to get really drunk first though.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:19 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

Oh god I am so excited.

OP if you think of some good ideas and run them by me I have lots of disposable money on stars.
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