Message to people who play live poker for a living

[Reef]

I dont think I've played live poker sober for forever

[im a model]

its fun to play live if you are a huge jerk like i am.

[imabigdeal]

i think it's fun every now and again... it's a lot harder to tilt, that's one plus

[JediMyndTrik]

For all the donkeys I've ever sat with online, I don't think any are as bad as some of the degenerate morons I've sat with at the 100NL tables at Hollywood Park.

2-3 Blinds + 3 callers pre-flop avg. = $$$

And yes, if I could have stomached the drive, and sitting with them, I'd have more money right now.

[Georgia Avenue]

let's keep in mind how close the craps table is to th poker room ok?

[SNOWBALL]

EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO CALL ME LIKE CRAZY WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING

[Barrin6]

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its fun to play live if you are a huge jerk like i am.

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yea but i don't feel like getting stabbed in the parking lot.

[frankpark9]

live poker is [censored] boring i know.. but the players are soo [censored] bad. its like playing with every fish you can think of on the internet but live and slower. instead of the tight asses they have online

[Vehn]

ive played mostly live poker for a living for almost 4 years and its effing awesome when you're running good and ridiculously torturous when you're running bad.

[im a model]

also, its nice to actually see the retarded people are when youre playing live. online i was always like, what do these retards look like who stack off with JJ with an A and a K on the flop, or who call a reraise all in with the nine of spades because they have a flush on a four-spade board. cuz you have to like sign up and have a computer and deposit money and stuff and its kind of complicated. then you see them live and they have families and they wear pants and stuff, and youre like, wow--thats what they look like (mostly old and/or ethnic.)

and i love how much the live players talk about how rigged online poker is and theyre completely serious. and this one guy at 5-10 (if there were ever a case for communism, its the retards at the 5-10 tables) was telling me about how much he lost at blackjack, and how he only played single deck blackjack, and im like, why would you ever play single deck (it pays BJ 6:5)? and hes like, "durrr well i just think there are so many less (sic) cards that can hurt you. in a big shoe there are so many little cards that mess up your hand. when i see that big shoe i run like hell man."