Somebody show me a hand played worse..

[Bahuny]

Don't think it gets any worse than this.

Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($396.00)
SB ($193.50)
BB ($198.00)
Hero ($396.50)
UTG+1 ($183.50)
MP1 ($124.50)
MP2 ($198.00)
MP3 ($40.00)
CO ($231.00)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, UTG+1 calls $8, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $8, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $34</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $26, UTG+1 calls $26, MP2 calls $26.

Flop: ($139) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $109</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $362.5 (All-In)</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $362 (All-In)</font>.

Turn: ($863.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($863.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $863.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Button has Qh Jc (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins $863.50. </font>

[tvta]

i dont see how that could get any better

[furyshade]

you are out of your league on this one

FullTiltPoker Game #3403419141: Table Crockery (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:14:15 ET - 2007/08/29
Seat 1: thelilbearbeeny ($400)
Seat 2: VERKLIGEN ($380)
Seat 3: IRONMIKE00 ($397.80)
Seat 4: macjack ($295.50)
Seat 5: passtheganja ($418)
Seat 6: XxfuryshadexX ($699)
XxfuryshadexX posts the small blind of $2
thelilbearbeeny posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxfuryshadexX [Kc Ad]
VERKLIGEN raises to $14
IRONMIKE00 calls $14
macjack folds
passtheganja calls $14
XxfuryshadexX raises to $74
thelilbearbeeny folds
VERKLIGEN folds
VERKLIGEN adds $34
IRONMIKE00 calls $60
passtheganja folds
*** FLOP *** [Jd As 5h]
XxfuryshadexX has 15 seconds left to act
XxfuryshadexX bets $120
IRONMIKE00 calls $120
*** TURN *** [Jd As 5h] [6h]
XxfuryshadexX checks
IRONMIKE00 has 15 seconds left to act
IRONMIKE00 bets $125
XxfuryshadexX raises to $250
IRONMIKE00 calls $78.80, and is all in
XxfuryshadexX shows [Kc Ad]
IRONMIKE00 shows [3h 2s]
Uncalled bet of $46.20 returned to XxfuryshadexX
*** RIVER *** [Jd As 5h 6h] [4d]
XxfuryshadexX shows a pair of Aces
IRONMIKE00 shows a straight, Six high
IRONMIKE00 wins the pot ($824.60) with a straight, Six high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $827.60 | Rake $3
Board: [Jd As 5h 6h 4d]
Seat 1: thelilbearbeeny (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: VERKLIGEN folded before the Flop
Seat 3: IRONMIKE00 showed [3h 2s] and won ($824.60) with a straight, Six high
Seat 4: macjack didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: passtheganja (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: XxfuryshadexX (small blind) showed [Kc Ad] and lost with a pair of Aces

[PJo336]

cue g2k4 hh

edit: i mean any of his hands

[MyPTBB100isPOOP]

[ QUOTE ]
Don't think it gets any worse than this.

Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($396.00)
SB ($193.50)
BB ($198.00)
Hero ($396.50)
UTG+1 ($183.50)
MP1 ($124.50)
MP2 ($198.00)
MP3 ($40.00)
CO ($231.00)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, UTG+1 calls $8, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $8, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $34</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $26, UTG+1 calls $26, MP2 calls $26.

Flop: ($139) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $109</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $362.5 (All-In)</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $362 (All-In)</font>.

Turn: ($863.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($863.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $863.50

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ad (one pair, aces).
Button has Qh Jc (high card, king).
Outcome: Hero wins $863.50. </font>

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I dont know if i am the only one here that thinks this, but you sure tried REALLY hard to play this REALLY bad.

[el_dusto]

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11952419

because YOU asked for it!

[kimchi]

[ QUOTE ]
Don't think it gets any worse than this.

Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($396.00)
SB ($193.50)
BB ($198.00)
Hero ($396.50)
UTG+1 ($183.50)
MP1 ($124.50)
MP2 ($198.00)
MP3 ($40.00)
CO ($231.00)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
hero folds

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[skillgambler]

metagame

[VickreyAuction]

Where the hell is the demotivator??? It's been 3 hours!

[blah_blah]

don't have hand history anymore but cake nl200, shorty open shoves for like 5BB, fish coldcalls, I repot with KK out of blinds (eff stacks like 200BB), fish calls,

flop 237 rainbow
I pot, fish calls

turn 9
I shove, fish instacalls

fish has QJo, ship it, &lt;3 cake