Piling on

JasonK · #1 12-07-2006, 01:28 PM

Why does it always seem that when something goes wrong, everything goes wrong?

I’ve got a brand new bike that dies on me 3-4 times a day, usually while I’m weaving in an out of traffic at 90mph. The mechanic doesn’t have a clue what the problem is.

This morning the zipper broke on my leather jacket that I wear when I ride my bike, and even in SoCal the wind at 90mph is pretty damn cold in the morning.

I brought a Coke to work with me, let it sit for 10 minutes or so cause it was in my backpack and probably shaken up a bit. Still sprayed all over my work when I opened it.

My wife’s glasses broke, and insurance won’t cover a new pair until April.

Worst of all, a light fell on one of my plants this morning, I fear it’s dead. It was such a pretty girl too &#61516;

And it's only 9am.

Edit: and this thread is for piling on me. I don't care about your story, unless it's especially funny.

amplify · #2 12-07-2006, 01:30 PM

you suck

4_2_it · #3 12-07-2006, 01:31 PM

samjjones · #4 12-07-2006, 01:31 PM

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Worst of all, a light fell on one of my plants this morning, I fear it’s dead. It was such a pretty girl too &#61516;

And it's only 9am.

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Normally, I'll wait until noon to begin drinking.

The X-Factor · #5 12-07-2006, 01:32 PM

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Worst of all, a light fell on one of my plants this morning, I fear it’s dead. It was such a pretty girl too &#61516;

And it's only 9am.

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Normally, I'll wait until noon to begin drinking.

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Meh, it's 5 o'clock somewhere...

JasonK · #6 12-07-2006, 01:34 PM

In a bizarro coincidence with today being total crap, this morning I received an email that I have a PM on a depression/mood disorder forum that I haven't been to in like 2 years. Creepy.

JasonK · #7 12-07-2006, 01:37 PM

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Worst of all, a light fell on one of my plants this morning, I fear it’s dead. It was such a pretty girl too &#61516;

And it's only 9am.

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Normally, I'll wait until noon to begin drinking.

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It's never too early to hit the bong though.

JasonK · #8 12-07-2006, 01:44 PM

And this thread sucks ass. 3rd *.

Mother Mucker · #9 12-07-2006, 01:46 PM

And your an ahole for going so fast on your bike and weaving in and out of traffic.

Maybe someone should open up a car door right before you pass...

RichC. · #10 12-07-2006, 01:48 PM

looks like you are doing a fine job piling on yourself.

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