Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[KitCloudkicker]

hey wook,

temp custom title of "I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my papa bear" pls

kthx

also pls to be banning all snide homoerotic remarks associated with this request [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[tyler_cracker]

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also pls to be banning all snide homoerotic remarks associated with this request [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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i think i found a hole in the internet. i tried several variations on "baloo kit slash" and couldn't find anything! i did find this page:

http://members.[censored]/~thericia/couples.html

(edit: lol tripod dot com is censored.)

but nothing actually salacious [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

i even found the promisingly-titled "Kit Has a Girlfriend". btw, do not read "Kit Has a Girlfriend" unless your eyes are already bleeding and/or you find it charming when 14 year-old girls write stories and post them on the internet. a (very, very short) excerpt to show what i'm talking about:

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After those games, they are going to the rides. First they go to the Whip. They get on line to that ride. The both go to the red one. Then the ride goes on. All it does is go around in a circle. When they go straight, it slows down until they go around halfway, it goes fast. Then are having fun on that ride. They love it. When the ride ends, Tammy and Kit jumps out of the ride and goes through the exit.

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anyway, now i have a project for today.

[tyler_cracker]

update:

this site is 100% NSFW and at least 95% offensive. but, if you wonder what Alf's [censored] might look like, or want to see Rocky buggering Bullwinkle (and vice versa!!):

Mod edit: Yeah, that site falls under the "no hardcore porn" clause.