Very weird bathroom situation (Urinal ettiquette)

[DavidC]

I'm just finishing up my workout and I walk into the change room (also the washroom). I decide to take a leak before I change, so I walk into the bathroom section of the change room.

I walk around the corner and, I [censored] you not, there's a large, hairy, italian man, buck naked, using one of the urinals, completely drenched from what I assume is the shower.

There are 5 urinals. The furthest from me is used by some guy. The center urinal is occupied by the large naked drenched hairy italian man. The urinal closest to me is unoccupied.

What's my play? Use the urinal closest to me, or leave? I kinda need to go to the washroom, but it could wait a few minutes if it had to.

[Homer]

use a stall /thread

[emKay]

What, exactly, is your problem?

[TiK]

I think you have caught the gay from the hairy nude dude. Scrub hard or it'll stick. Just pee at the damn urinal.

[Edge34]

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I'm just finishing up my workout and I walk into the change room (also the washroom). I decide to take a leak before I change, so I walk into the bathroom section of the change room.

I walk around the corner and, I [censored] you not, there's a large, hairy, italian man, buck naked, using one of the urinals, completely drenched from what I assume is the shower.

There are 5 urinals. The furthest from me is used by some guy. The center urinal is occupied by the large naked drenched hairy italian man. The urinal closest to me is unoccupied.

What's my play? Use the urinal closest to me, or leave? I kinda need to go to the washroom, but it could wait a few minutes if it had to.

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So, it goes, from farthest to closest:

Dude, Empty, FNHIG (Fat Naked Hairy Italian guy), Empty, Empty?
?
Use the one closest to you, how is this even a question? Standard one urinal barrier, and if you don't want to look at the naked dude, keep your eyes on the damn wall. Standard.

[RacersEdge]

180 - and run.

[Alobar]

this is why I dont use the bathroom in gyms

[Bullrun]

its pretty obvious the guy was in the shower and had to take a leak...instead of going all over the floor and everyone's feet he chose to hit the urinal....

standard...ldo

oh...ur play....um...stall/urinal closest to you...

[asofel]

In situations like this, you have to just figure out a way to blend in. Here, I'd just open up that zipper, and let your ween hang out. Calmly walk up to the urinal and enjoy your relief; the naked fat man should feel comfortable with your approach, and be less likely to try and hold it for you.

[fuzzwonder]

there's nothing wrong with this - i do it all the time