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Old 10-23-2007, 02:10 AM
wdead wdead is offline
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Default AIDS insurance betting

Ok, so I went to planned parenthood to get STD testing. OMG waiting for the results is so scary.

So, CincyHR is willing to sell me AIDS insurance for $200. If I have AIDS, I get $10,000.

My sexual history is that I have NEVER had unprotected sex, but have had sex with many shady parteners. In fact, I would say that the vast majority of my sexual history includes one night stands.

Is there anyone out there that will sell me a better AIDS insurance policy? It has to be a $200 payment on my part.

One time the condom the broke but she was really hot so she didn't have AIDS.
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:13 AM
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:14 AM
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$10k has to be good for at least 1 year of Magic Johnson quality [censored].
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:15 AM
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This is genius.
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:17 AM
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I'd have to know your race before putting in an offer.
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:19 AM
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I'd have to know your race before putting in an offer.

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Ed why dont u post on your regular account?
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:22 AM
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Default Re: AIDS insurance betting

I did earlier imo.
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:32 AM
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Default Re: AIDS insurance betting

OMG that pic is sending shivers down my spine non-stop.

EDIT: And yet oddly hilarious.
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:34 AM
jedfurlong jedfurlong is offline
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Default Re: AIDS insurance betting

buy the insurance then go to botswana and sex a few bitches. ship the 10k
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Old 10-23-2007, 02:36 AM
tedfurlong tedfurlong is offline
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Default Re: AIDS insurance betting

We don't have aids here in botswana. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]
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