I just CAME back

[Dan BRIGHT]

I was there under council from a girl im seeing. Name pix etc of her will be withheld so i dont trainwreck my own life.

I walk in, nervous. Id never been in one of these places before. This was harder than buying underwear for myself as a kid. Wait, I didnt - I got my mom to lol.

I start following the right wall. I see a wide variety of things that dont really interest me on the right side... just like little trinkets and no small rubber fists either.

Im having trouble not bursting out laughing. Its like that show "silent library" all over again. I let out a bit of a squeek and i disguise it as a sneeze/cough but if they could see me ive got a huge grin and am pretty maniacal.


I see this book "multiorgasmic man". Yes. I would like one of those.

Then i wander past the kama sutra dvd section since the store was classy enough to NOT have a 25 cent peep show option like some places in the city.

[censored]! I just wanted to see some porno.

Then I enter the large dildo / vibrator section. There are silicone buttplugs too but my butt is not for those... only for poo poo and childrens fingers.

There is this ENOURMOUS black floppy rubberish dildo. It cost like 20 bucks. I didnt get it, but next time i go there I will. This thing is hilarious. I just wanna plant it in someones bag somewhere, and somehow cause their bag to be searched as a sick sick prank. Also I sorta wanna sneak it into a bar/club and then just walk around with it in the open. Im not sure if diddlin it in ppls faces is against the law or not, so ill leave that part up to them.

The woman who works there and myself start talking about various products. There is one hilariously large and fat and stubbyish black dildo type apparetus that sorta looks like a squished cartoon rocket. The guy who ordered it according to her was this jeweler. While making jewelry he likes to sit on those ergometic squishy balls... and also have a fat specimen of technology shoved straight up his ass. This thing is like 4 inches in diameter. It would gape an anus like the grand canyon.

The woman shows and explains a wide variety of vibrators. The ones imported from japan apparently cant be shaped like dinks, so they are shaped in faces or rockets or funny things.

There was this one that caught my eye. It lit up, spun around, vibrated, and when set to max everything it was as if it was one of those loud freaking out childrens toys. Infact, if kids ofound this thing, they would turn it on and probably have a great time with it doing gawd knows what. Anal. Anal-vaginal. Clitoral-vaginal. You name it. These kids these days.... they are out of control.

link (nsfw) to main purchase:

http://thepleasurechest.com/adulttoy...-6410-prd0.htm