Favorite/Best All-Time Quote.

[DrPublo]

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"Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing."

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This line makes me crack up every time.

The Doc

[AThermopyle]

"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety."
"To succeed, planning alone is insufficient. One must improvise as well."
"Only a lie that wasn't ashamed of itself could possibly succeed."
"Nothing has to be true, but everything has to sound true."

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"

"I'll have an omelet, no potatoes. Give me tomatoes instead, and wheat toast instead of rolls."

[KaneKungFu123]

Success in life can be judged by a+b+c

a = work
b = play
c = keep your mouth shut

-Some Jew

[jdock99]

"There's nobody that likes to be on the receiving end of a good BJ more than me. In fact, I bring my cock with me wherever I go for just such an occurrence"

I dont remember where I heard this, but I thought it was hilarious.

[bisonbison]

"Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication." - Groucho Marx.

[ROADHEAD]

"You gonna suck it or not?"--Cam'Ron

[wmonfor]

It's only cheating if you get caught.

[kemystery]

you win sir, classic [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Bilgefisher]

For the military types out there.

"Chickenshit refers to behavior that makes life worse than it need be, petty harrassment of the weak by the strong; open scrimmage for power and authority and prestige; sadism thinly disguised as necessary disipline; a constant 'paying off of old scores'; and insistence on the letter rather than the spirit of ordinances. Chickenshit is so called-instead of horse- or bull- or elephantshit- because it is smallminded and ignoble and takes trivial seriously"

Paul Fussell, Wartime
Requoted by Stephen E. Ambrose, Band of Brothers

[Dr. Strangelove]

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.