Absolute Poker's Official Response to "superuser" allegations

[Alobar]

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Im so glad I dont play at your site

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[SenatorKevin]

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this has to be a gimmick acct right lol?

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The account was just created today. Likely a hoax.

[holdme]

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We examined screen shots from Poker Tracker Software that displayed an “infinite” river aggression factor for one of the player accounts at issue. We examined similar screen shots which showed a lower but still relatively high river aggression factor. We were very concerned by this anomaly. Accordingly, we reviewed each and every hand that this player played during the relevant time period and determined that while the play was extremely aggressive, particularly on the river, there were several instances where the player merely called on the river. Thus, the allegation that the player accounts at issue “never called on the river, they either raised or folded” are also without merit.

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ummm...do they realize that the river aggression factor=bet or raise river/ call river? what they are saying is that the only way it could be rigged is if the raf was infinite.

[Alobar]

oh, also can we get mike to verify this guy?

[ibluffoldladies]

Are you kidding me? You are certain these guys never cheated, but you are also certain they were chip dumping? You f'ing fail at logic, and life.

[frinxor]

Ridiculous, but what could you expect? It would've been better if they never made this statement and just try to let it die down.

[burningyen]

[waffle]

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[edfurlong]

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this has to be a gimmick acct right lol?

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No way an absolute employee would ever post here as an absolute employee. It would be way too non scumbagish.

[scorer]

that OP is written in such a way that i think its from ap. The wording and language used in articulate and extremley well writen like from a corparate person or attorney for them. Ill see what i can find out