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Old 07-21-2007, 07:58 PM
jsnipes28 jsnipes28 is offline
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Default funny 50/100 chat ownage

I know this isn't super high stakes but I didn't know where to post it.

Anyway, I sit at the table while I am trying to find someone to take half my action cuz patatino is donkish and while I sit, PLAYMONEYPRO (who I've played HU a bunch at 5/10 and 10/20 but who I now refuse action to, hes prob 3k on me or something) is trying to get me, or glove55 (stevebets) or patatino the donk away from Urindanger (jinsokkp) and gets put in his place.


Urindanger: glove come play HU
Urindanger: 50/1 again
PLAYM0NEYPR0: pe
PLAYM0NEYPR0: pez
PLAYM0NEYPR0: HU?
Urindanger: playmoney
Urindanger: HU
PLAYM0NEYPR0: patatino HU?
HaterHurter (Observer): lol
Urindanger: playmoney hu
PLAYM0NEYPR0: whor u
Urindanger: don't come over here taking my
players.
PLAYM0NEYPR0: is pez in the game
PLAYM0NEYPR0: obv not
Urindanger: no but patino is
PLAYM0NEYPR0: never asked them to
leave ths game
Urindanger: its implied.
Urindanger: these guys play 1 table
PLAYM0NEYPR0: people multi table all the
time
Urindanger: just like most players
Urindanger: why would you want to play
them HU
PLAYM0NEYPR0: cause we were playing
HU recently
Urindanger: you've played patino HU
before?
PLAYM0NEYPR0: yes
Urindanger: what stakes
Urindanger: i'll check
PLAYM0NEYPR0: g check lol
Urindanger: what stakes
PLAYM0NEYPR0: didnt know u were the
poker police
Urindanger: no.
Urindanger: but i catch liars all the time
Urindanger: cuz i'm smart
PLAYM0NEYPR0: care to wager 20k
PLAYM0NEYPR0: on whether or not i
played him
Urindanger: HU?
PLAYM0NEYPR0: with u?
Urindanger: for 20K
PLAYM0NEYPR0: no idea who u r
PLAYM0NEYPR0: since multiple people
use that account
PLAYM0NEYPR0: its kind of unfair
Urindanger: it's jin
Urindanger: would u play jin
PLAYM0NEYPR0: ..
PLAYM0NEYPR0: poker players don't lie
Urindanger: lol
Urindanger: sounds like an excuse to me
Urindanger: since you've never played for
more than 2k
Urindanger: you don't gotta act
Urindanger: just say no ty
PLAYM0NEYPR0: what act
Urindanger: like you would play
PLAYM0NEYPR0: if i played durr im pretty
sure i would play jin
Urindanger: lol
Urindanger: then play jin
Urindanger: don't make up crap
PLAYM0NEYPR0: like I said poker players
don't lie
Urindanger: if you played durrr
Urindanger: you can beat anyone in the
world
PLAYM0NEYPR0: lol
Urindanger: so you would grow some balls
Urindanger: and play anyone on this acct
PLAYM0NEYPR0: knowing who it is is kind
of helpful
System: The $3,000 Guarantee ($24+$2
Hold'em) will be starting in 4 minutes.
Urindanger: wow
Urindanger: great call
bor_venin (Observer): lol
Genocide1 (Observer): lol if i ever make that
call at nl100 its all over
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:00 PM
Caldarooni Caldarooni is offline
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

WTF is wrong with you?
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:03 PM
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

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Old 07-21-2007, 08:07 PM
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

this is [censored] stupid, DIDS HELLP!! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:10 PM
jsnipes28 jsnipes28 is offline
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

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WTF is wrong with you?

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meh, i thought it was funny. nvm then. you had someone trying to act like a badass getting shot down? i guess i just found it humorous.

modz delete i suppose
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:12 PM
ibluffoldladies ibluffoldladies is offline
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

I just had chicken casserole for dinner.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:14 PM
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

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WTF is wrong with you?

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meh, i thought it was funny. nvm then. you had someone trying to act like a badass getting shot down? i guess i just found it humorous.

modz delete i suppose

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i love HU challenges for putting someone in their place but he had a good reason for not accepting here, since it could be a lot of people on that account.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:16 PM
threeonefour threeonefour is offline
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

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I just had chicken casserole for dinner.

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man i miss living at a place where people cook.


you never see chicken casserole on a menu, and if you do, look out. same goes for meat loaf and pot roast.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:18 PM
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this is awful even for NVG standards.
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Old 07-21-2007, 08:27 PM
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Default Re: funny 50/100 chat ownage

I'm going to heat up some leftover pizza. If I'm still hungry I have left over chx fried rice.
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