Neither Vanessa nor Change can count

[Dmadmonks]

not our fault you suck at your job

[Subman]

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not our fault you suck at your job

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That's why she's being paid to jet around the world covering events in Europe and Australasia (and of course the US) while you futz around at online $0.25/$0.50 Pot Limit Omaha.