Dear Jack Cust

kkcountry · #1 08-10-2007, 10:51 PM

You are not of this earth. I was giddy that the fortune of the Detroit Tigers might have turned their entire season around by coming back from an 8-1 deficit in the bottom of the fifth to take the lead 9-8 in a game they sorely needed. But a hit batsman and two walks later, you hit a towering shot over one of the deepest center field walls in major league baseball, and crushed all hope I had of the Tigers turning things around. I know they're going to be 5+ games out of the playoffs in a week, and you're to blame. There's no way this team has the guts (or the pitching) to bounce back from that slam.

So, in conclusion, you just unofficially ended the 2007 season for the Detroit Tigers. Like a lightning bolt from the heavens, your glorious slam smited all of our hopes in dreams. Maggs giveth, and Cust taketh away.

kyleb · #2 08-10-2007, 11:01 PM

yes jack cust is the greatest hitter in all the land we have covered this thank you

raiders 16 lions 10

Bremen · #3 08-10-2007, 11:13 PM

Now if only he would play every day [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

New001 · #4 08-10-2007, 11:16 PM

Oh my god he crushed that.

How many years before he catches Bonds?

Pudge714 · #5 08-10-2007, 11:29 PM

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How many days before he catches Bonds?

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New001 · #6 08-10-2007, 11:37 PM

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How many days before he catches Bonds?

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You know, now that I think about it, it might happen tomorrow.

tuq · #7 08-10-2007, 11:37 PM

KK,

After he showers and logs onto the forums you may hear from Jack himself as he posts here regularly!

Kos13 · #8 08-11-2007, 12:01 AM

Like many other SABRs, Cust has sort of been my man-crush for the better part of this decade, and it's so fitting to see him finally mashing as a member of the A's. I hope to be in attendance when he hits his 1000th career homer next July.

Berge20 · #9 08-11-2007, 12:16 AM

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Don't say that. It's our best chance for a win all year.

kyleb · #10 08-11-2007, 12:16 AM

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Like that would be even remotely fair.