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[JackAll]

Wait until she says something specific about wanting to fool around with you.
Tell her you can't while they are still together (unless ur a low life).
Then next time you see the dude, tell him.
They split. (He is better without her)
You get to [censored] her brains out.
Everyone wins.

[solids]

Well, if you're not a completely scumbag, tell her that you think you're just gonna go to bed and pay for her cab home. There's never any time when it's cool to sleep with a friend's girlfriend. Most OOTers will tell you to bang her, but the majority of these posters don't get laid very often and would likely [censored] anything with two legs.

[ohgeetee]

"Well, if you're not a completely scumbag, tell her that you think you're just gonna go to bed and pay for her cab home. There's never any time when it's cool to sleep with a friend's girlfriend. Most OOTers will tell you to bang her, but the majority of these posters don't get laid very often and would likely [censored] anything with two legs."

Whoa whoa whoa... lets not go setting our standards so high sir.

[Los Feliz Slim]

This "posting of the hand in stages" bullcrap needs to stop ASAP.

[otnemem]

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ok so its getting to be like 5:00 and we're doing the usual like freak line (where we all dance in a row) type of stuff

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Are you sure she doesn't think you're gay? Maybe she thinks she can confide in you as her gay best friend. Given the tone of this post, I'd consider this possibility heavily.

[Austiger]

what happened next

[4_2_it]

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This "posting of the hand in stages" bullcrap needs to stop ASAP.

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Agreed. These clowns trying to fancy play trash hands like 86o OOP really piss me off.

[Magisastar]

Ok, heres the play.

When a hot girl calls you and says her hot friend is keen. You should get a little excited, then run to your laptop and ask the internet for advice.

You seem like a player!

[Austiger]

You should definitely tell her that bros come before hos and get the hell home before you ruin your friendship...

Having said that, if this is all an elaborate story to brag about how you rejected her and went home, you should be banned.