BRAG: I gave a girl MONO through the penis...

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Brag: I gave a girl mono through the penis

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"it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

[crackerjack]

maybe I'm alone here... I laughed out loud a couple of times at this post

[Guernica22]

Did you clean her place afterwards?

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[jstill]

wahayayayayay tl;dr and thats comin from me

title was entertaining though

on a related note girls dont like it when u havent talked to them in a week or so, they pick up all excited and u say " I have mono, u might want to hit up the doctors cya".

[saucyspade19]

it is extremely improbable mono was transmitted in the, um, way you suggested. She would probably be in worse shape if you guys made out. good thing you have a healthy relationship.

[joelav128]

lol i appreciated the story

[geoncic]

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maybe I'm alone here... I laughed out loud a couple of times at this post

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i chuckled. loudly

[Chaos_ult]

I spit a little coffee out when I saw the post title.