man i hate people who say they hate telling people they play poker

[ebepse]

i wear my pokerstars hat, polo, and hoodie around town so ppl think im a cool poker baller, when im really a unl fool

[BadMoFu]

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I hate people who hate people who say they hate telling people they play poker.

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I just hate people

[Mrage]

This is a pretty damned good level, nh

[RikaKazak]

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I hate when I tell people I play poker and they're like "do you count cards?" skjfhsdkjgjdfgjd

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[ursine cotcher]

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I hate when I tell people I play poker and they're like "do you count cards?" skjfhsdkjgjdfgjd

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I never had this until last week. Then THREE separate people said it within the space of 5 or 6 days. Seriously wtf is wrong with people.

"Oh right you play football so what kind of bat do you use?"

IF YOU WANT TO PRETEND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DON'T TALK COMPLETE AND UTTER [censored] GIBBERISH.

Luckily by the 3rd time I was [censored] drunk so told them I count the valentines cards from their mother.

[GeniusToad]

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if this isn't a level, I don't know what is

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i'm almost certain it's not. even if it is, it's still tilting the [censored] out of me.

edit: i've seen the light. well done OP.

[ihavetoomanysns]

DUCY?

[Dan87]

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I hate when I tell people I play poker and they're like "do you count cards?" skjfhsdkjgjdfgjd

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I never had this until last week. Then THREE separate people said it within the space of 5 or 6 days. Seriously wtf is wrong with people.

"Oh right you play football so what kind of bat do you use?"

IF YOU WANT TO PRETEND LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DON'T TALK COMPLETE AND UTTER [censored] GIBBERISH.

Luckily by the 3rd time I was [censored] drunk so told them I count the valentines cards from their mother.

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but you can count cards in Stud games, in fact it is a pretty important skill to winning.

Also all my friends look at me like Im a degenerate scumbag anyway. Once they asked me what I did that weekend and I told them I started a session at midnight and ended at about 7am because on weekend nights thats when people are the most drunk/tired/make stupid decisions. What use is an explanation though.

[BenJammin']

this is the worst thread EVARRRRR

[shootaa]

yes, i'd like to attribute all my success not to playing for hours and hours and studying, but to the hole cams, without them, i am nothing.

<3 hole cams.