***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Hklm8383]

TABARNACK

[SABR42]

Hahaha I'm so awesome.

I play this donk HU. He hits everything on me and takes me for 3.5 BI's. So he's sitting with 4.5BI's. I re-load, slowly try to grind it back. Eventually he goes on tilt and starts overbetting and bluffing almost every hand. I catch a ton of his bluffs until I have more chips than him. Then the killer blow:

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $145.85
Hero (SB): $377.50

Pre-Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, BB calls $2

Flop: ($6) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $5</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10</font>, BB calls $5

Turn: ($26) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $19</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $38</font>, Hero calls $19

River: ($102) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $94.85 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $94.85

Results: $291.70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$145.85 NET)
Hero showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Fives) and WON $291.20 (+$145.35 NET)

GG thanks for my money back.

[CalledDownLight]

lol, I can't get action at NL200 or NL400. This is gay.

[CalledDownLight]

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lol, I can't get action at NL200 or NL400. This is gay.

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never mind GM to the rescue

[GrandMelon]

is this a joke

[Berge20]

What's the rake like?

I played briefly today ay NL50 for probably 100 hands or so and I swear we paid like $20 in rake.

[SABR42]

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What's the rake like?

I played briefly today ay NL50 for probably 100 hands or so and I swear we paid like $20 in rake.

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Rake is capped at 50 cents HU. However, you won't get any FPP's either...

[CalledDownLight]

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is this a joke

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yea, gay turn with KJ [censored] rigged stars.

[CalledDownLight]

Rake doesnt even matter at NL100 or above I dont think berge.

[pattay]

hey rdegs, this is why im hot part 2

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($238.90)
SB ($396)
<font color="#C00000">BB ($382.40)</font>
UTG ($426.10)
MP ($398)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($596.35)</font>

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $382.4</font>, Hero calls $366.40.

Flop: ($766.80) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($766.80) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($766.80) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $766.80

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has As 3s (one pair, threes).
Hero has Jh Js (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $766.80. </font>