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10-13-2006, 05:10 PM
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
My girlfriend slapped me across the face once while we were sleeping. I woke up and politely inquired as to what the hell had just happened. She said she didn't know what happened, but I think she just saw her chance and took it.
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10-13-2006, 05:20 PM
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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My girlfriend slapped me across the face once while we were sleeping. I woke up and politely inquired as to what the hell had just happened. She said she didn't know what happened, but I think she just saw her chance and took it. [/ QUOTE ] Standard.
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10-13-2006, 05:26 PM
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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[ QUOTE ] My girlfriend slapped me across the face once while we were sleeping. I woke up and politely inquired as to what the hell had just happened. She said she didn't know what happened, but I think she just saw her chance and took it. [/ QUOTE ] Standard. [/ QUOTE ] Knee to the groin is standard. Either his GF is dumber than average or is telling the truth. OP -- I think Rick James may have possessed your body while you were asleep.
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#15
10-13-2006, 05:32 PM
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
Some very good suggestions so far. I'm not concerned that this will be my alibi, but rather hers.
"See, I'm a victim of domestic abuse, I feared for my life, I had to kill him" Seriously though- if something like this happens again who do I see?
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10-13-2006, 05:35 PM
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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Seriously though- if something like this happens again who do I see? [/ QUOTE ] you start seeing girls who are smaller than you, that's who. dont get your ass kicked by a girl.
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10-13-2006, 05:40 PM
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
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[ QUOTE ] Seriously though- if something like this happens again who do I see? [/ QUOTE ] pubic defender? [/ QUOTE ]
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#20
10-13-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: WTF Moment- I wake up choking my girlfriend
There aint no tellin
What you gonna do next Maybe kill an old lady Maybe rape her for sex When youre deranged 2 tha core And your feedin 4 more You gotta look in tha mirror And realize that fear Cause youve become the monster Burning like a bon fire Not stoppin 4 nothin Or breathin or lovin So you gotta step back and remember What your doin Where your friends are Cause youre on your way out 'n there aint no tellin how
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