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Old 04-24-2007, 01:32 AM
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Default Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

Cliff notes at the bottom.

So i'm standing in line at the local Walmart and have a single item that i am going to purchase, a basketball (emergency, wallmart right beside the park).
I'm at the end of the ten items or less line around 3 from the front(i notice some douche that has 12 items in front, but let it slide) and this fat bitch with glasses (here's a pic of her wheelchair)

(and here's a pic of her:

She's on the left

says, "excuussse me, but would you please move". She has a bag attatched to the bag of her chair that is full of COUNT IT 21 ITEMS!
My first thought was, i cant chew this person out, they're disabled! Then i realized how stupid this bitch was and proceeded to call her:
Fat
Ugly
Stupid Bitch
Probably not even disabled
Fat
Fat
and probably not even disabled

Then i told her that this was NOT the 21 items or less line, and it was in fact the ten items or less line. Management then kicked me out. I made a bit of a scene and made sure to tell them that i would never shop in that dump again. Then i sent my freind in to buy the ball.
Cliffnotes: -stupid wheelchair lady thinks that i should give up my spot in line for her disabled ass
-i dont, call her fat and ugly when she tries to chew me out
-get kicked out of wal-mart
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:34 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

you suck at life
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:34 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

You forgot White Trash!
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:34 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

hmm, seems to be another case of the OP misunderstanding the meaning of the word "owned".
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:34 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

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you suck at life

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[censored] you. you're a bitch if you let this lady cut you.
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:35 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

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hmm, seems to be another case of the OP misunderstanding the meaning of the word "owned".

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she was practically crying, i think i owned her.
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:35 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

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you suck at life

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[censored] you. you're a bitch if you let this lady cut you.

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I wouldn't let her cut but no reason to overreact and make a scene.
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:37 AM
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Default Re: Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

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you suck at life

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[censored] you. you're a bitch if you let this lady cut you.

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I wouldn't let her cut but no reason to overreact and make a scene.

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maybe, BUT NO STRATEGY IN BBV
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:37 AM
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A real man would have slashed her tires.
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Old 04-24-2007, 01:37 AM
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omg lurker is obv leveling. if this was real he woulda pulled the lady out of the chair to prove that she could really walk!
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