Post your own conspiracy theory thread

[Alobar]

Everyone knows that tupac aint dead, we didn't land on the moon and the Jews were responsible for 9/11. But that's not what this thread is for. Everyone loves conspiracy theories, but this thread is for you to make up your own and post it.


Mine is kind of a spin off of a well known fact. That our government engineered the AIDS virus to kill black people. What you don't know tho is that in 1991 the government paid Magic Johnson to announce that he had AIDS. They needed a "heterosexual poster boy" so they could make it ok for people to have AIDS with out automatically being assumed to be gay. This made it more acceptable to the blacks, since magic obviously can't be gay cuz hes all about the poon. But the main reason was so that 10 years later he could still be alive, still be healthy and could for all purposes be "cured" of the disease (a disease he never had), so that everyone would just continue spreading it without worry "oh its no big deal, they have a pill for that now, I wont die, look at Magic, now hand me that dirty needle and you know I aint gunna wear no rubber baby, that aint how I roll."

<font color="white">I set the over/under on number of people who dont read my post and just post a known conspiracy theory at 11. </font>

[Stagger_Lee]

Haliburton is sponsoring all the pseudo-scientific research that has proven global warming in order to generate enough sky-is-falling hysteria so that a global carbon-trading scheme is established by the UN. Haliburton will then become the global carbon bank, generating enough goodwill to be able to trade tax free worldwide in the name of saving the planet. All governments will eventually owe so much to Haliburton, due to purchasing carbon credits to allow their countries to operate, that the world will be effectively owned and run by the corporation. An inconvenient truth.

[doubLe a tom]

Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[kerowo]

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Did you miss the part where he said it was a made up theory? Your response is dumber than Alobar's theory, which is saying a lot.

[doubLe a tom]

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Did you miss the part where he said it was a made up theory? Your response is dumber than Alobar's theory, which is saying a lot.

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your mom is dumber than alobars theory.

[edfurlong]

I'm convinced that all dollar movie theaters are mob money laundering fronts. I'm sure MJ ties into it, I'm just not quite clear on how at this point.

[esad]

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

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And yet, it's as likely and is as logical as most of the "real" conspiracy theories.

[mbillie1]

Online poker is rigged by my ex-girlfriend in order to make my life miserable.

[kerowo]

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Alobar, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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Did you miss the part where he said it was a made up theory? Your response is dumber than Alobar's theory, which is saying a lot.

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your mom is dumber than alobars theory.

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You just keep getting smarter and smarter don't ya? You must be eating fish, which coincidentally, reminds me of your mom.

[xxThe_Lebowskixx]

The VT shooter was actually the second coming of Christ. God has converted to budhism, hence the kid was korean.