yvesaint

[Gildwulf]

hi guys,

if you have questions about yvesaint I will answer them here to the best of my knowledge

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Why is he so angry?

Why is he so French?

Do you beat up French Canadians? And if you don't, why not?

[durkahdurkah]

Is he really asian?

Is really a French Canadian asian?

but how much has he lost?

[Semtex]

what are his NL weaknesses?

[Gildwulf]

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Why is he so angry?

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A long time ago, in the great before time, before Sklansky roamed the earth eating shoots and leaves and preying on people's subpar mathematical skills, there was a little boy named Yvesaint who lived in a town called 'le Frau frau frau'.

In this town, Yvesaint was happy; he had as much baguette and old cheese as he could eat, and although he had no friends, he had the complete 'My First Baby Doll Set' to play with whenever he wanted.

One day though, a great injustice was done to Yvesaint. One of the other boys in the village, we will call him GILFwulf, pulled his pants down in front of all the girls in the village and then smashed his doll set. They laughed and they laughed and they laughed. From that point on, after losing the only things he ever loved, Yvesaint swore to take revenge on the weak and innocent on internet message boards.

FIN

[Gildwulf]

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Why is he so French?


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birth defect

[Gildwulf]

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Is really a French Canadian asian?

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How can you be Asian AND French AND Canadian, that's just ridiculous

[Gildwulf]

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but how much has he lost?

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over 600,000 Francs at the horsetrack alone

in the stock market, he made a risky bet against 'Camembert' cheese and took a dive earlier this year...for about 1.2 million francs

in poker, he's up about 10 francs over the last 100,000 hands

[Gildwulf]

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what are his NL weaknesses?

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he bluff calls too often