what i do about this girl i kind of like at the work whats my "play"

orthopraxia · #1 11-17-2007, 02:26 AM

so this girl I kind of like asked me to borrow a pencil today at work and smiled at me after i gave it to her When she was leaving she gave me back the pencil, touched my arm AND said she hopes i don't have to work too late! I've seen her at work a couple of times and have been scheduling my breaks around when she takes hers so I could say hey to her and also going to the bathroom when I think she will in the break room by the bathroom. I think I am in love with this girl.
what's my play?

PS. I heard her mention something about paxil to a coworker, and how she ran out of it the other day, so there is probably an 80 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

keikiwai · #2 11-17-2007, 02:27 AM

hold

orthopraxia · #3 11-17-2007, 02:27 AM

?

edfurlong · #4 11-17-2007, 02:28 AM

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she's female so there's an 93 percent chance she is some kind of "psycho" bitch.

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fartman77 · #5 11-17-2007, 02:30 AM

she touched your arm.
this is a green light.
proceed to wreck that vag like a bullet-train.

siouxbrew · #6 11-17-2007, 02:30 AM

im hoping this is some disguised beat about c4mg's puppy love and non sense with his bia cause this seems somewhat highschoolish, if not hook her up with paxil ldo

orthopraxia · #7 11-17-2007, 02:31 AM

i wonder what paxil is like... i was thinking about snorting my friends wellbutrin the other day but i had to go.

edfurlong · #8 11-17-2007, 02:32 AM

Number one or two?

theAMOG · #9 11-17-2007, 02:33 AM

13ieth worst gimmick account ever

keikiwai · #10 11-17-2007, 02:34 AM

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ok, so get a pencil, shove it in your crotch area (careful, don't get hurt), carry it around for a day, next time she asks to borrow a pencil give it to her, watch her intently, tell her to smell the pencil, as she goes for the sniff (she will close her eyes ldo), unzip your pants and surreptitiously replace your boner with the pencil, when she opens her eyes, she'll be surprised, and in her surprise she'll clamp onto your boner, this will give you the chance to jump and rotate around your boner so you are now upside down, unzip her pants with your teeth and go down town, her natural reaction will be to reciprocate, at this point use common sense, if things naturally lead to intercourse, go with it (remember to bring a small pillow to put on top of her desk - this shows you care about her well being, desks are hard), after you're done (remember bring a cigarette for her too), you can discuss where to go on the first date, the key is to do this after lunch, so that everyone else will be asleep and not notice, if they do notice just flex so you look good