How many adults...

[Suwalski]

0 without a weapon. 3-4 using a mace.

I would pick Bruce Lee to fight on my side.

Btw Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris.

Can't remember the name of the film, but Bruce lee [censored] up Chuck NOrris in a scene in coloseum where a cat for unexplainable reasons is running around. (One of Chucks first movies though)

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

I'd use a toddler as a percussive weapon and most probably team up with a polar bear.