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[TheRempel]

Same villian in all three hands; typical monster retard.

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $66.73
UTG+1: $12
CO: $93
Button: $75
SB: $78
TheRempel: $101.35

Pre-flop: (6 players) TheRempel is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $5</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $11</font>, Button calls, SB folds, TheRempel calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($35, 3 players)
TheRempel checks, CO checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $10</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $25</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $54</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $83</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $10</font>.
Uncalled bets: $19 returned to TheRempel.

Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($163, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $163)


River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($163, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $163)


Results:
Final pot: $163
TheRempel shows A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] WTF TOP TWO PAIR NO GOODS?
Button shows K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] OMG LIMP CALL OTB WTF

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $50
CO: $15.05
Button: $212.83
SB: $93.25
SB: $78
TheRempel: $300.55

Pre-flop: (5 players) TheRempel is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG (poster) checks, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $2</font>, SB folds, TheRempel calls, UTG folds.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($5.5, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TheRempel bets $4</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $8</font>, TheRempel calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($21.5, 2 players)
TheRempel checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $50</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises all-in $290.55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $152.83</font>.
Uncalled bets: $87.72 returned to TheRempel.

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($427.16, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $427.16)

AAHHHHHHHH FUXORED ON THE RIVER!!!?!

Results:
Final pot: $427.16
Button shows K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] JAH TWO PERR NO GUT
TheRempel shows 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] HELLZ JAH TWO PAIR NO GUT

Five minutes later:
******* Hand 3 ********

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
4 players
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Stack sizes:
SB: $93.25
SB: $78
TheRempel: $518.18
Button: $64.90
SB: $86
BB: $89.75

Pre-flop: (4 players) TheRempel is UTG with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
TheRempel calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB checks.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises to $5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $15</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">TheRempel raises all-in $512.18</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $62</font>.
Uncalled bets: $440.18 returned to TheRempel.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($158, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $158)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($158, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $158)


Results:
Final pot: $158
SB shows Th Ah CRAP BACKDOOR FLUSH DIDN'T HIT
TheRempel shows 2s 2c YAAHHHHHHHHHH