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Old 07-19-2007, 05:49 PM
prohornblower prohornblower is offline
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this is my first post on 2p2

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Hi Phil. Way to get out there and promote your brand. Welcome to 2p2.
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Old 07-19-2007, 11:34 PM
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Default Re: hellmuth on surreal life?

I'll take ya up on that Ed.. You can ship the $10 to J.Siv on stars!! City is Jacksonville.. =D

I'll make a lil story out of it even.. Macho man decides to pay Hellmuth a visit at his house one day.. Threatens him with his automatic rifle to fight him in the ring to see who the real champion is.. Phil Hellmuth accepts cuz he doesnt want to get shot..


So they get to the ring and Phil Gordon was nice enough to ref the fight even.. He also was the commentator!! So, by the picture it looks like Phil gets thrown out of the ring and has to go to the hospital...


After Phil gets out of surgery, Randy decides to pay him another visit to smash his head in!!
The End... lol
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:28 AM
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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.
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Old 07-20-2007, 11:35 AM
Hotel Detect Hotel Detect is offline
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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:03 PM
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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were young?
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:33 PM
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J SIV deserves the $10 for that effort

Nice MS paint
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Old 07-20-2007, 12:44 PM
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That brought on I Love New York where "New York", a $25 crack whore is the bachelorette.

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LMAO!!

never could figure out who i wanted to see get bitch slapped more, her or her mother
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:30 PM
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Default Re: hellmuth on surreal life?

Carrot Top is pretty ripped himself. I wouldn't underestimate his ability to beat the crap out of hellmuth. I think right now the odds of who beats Hellmuth's ass look like this:

Macho Man - 3:1
Carrot Top - 4:1
Miss Cleo - 1:1
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:27 PM
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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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Not trying to be the PC police, nor was I offended, really I have had much worse things said to me. I was asking the question in a serious manner. Does the OP not think black people should not be on TV...or is it just old black men?

Little comments like these, while unoffensive, need to be pointed out so chicken shi t white bread muther fuxxer's like you guys understand that racism is getting worse not better.
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Old 07-20-2007, 07:01 PM
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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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Not trying to be the PC police, nor was I offended, really I have had much worse things said to me. I was asking the question in a serious manner. Does the OP not think black people should not be on TV...or is it just old black men?

Little comments like these, while unoffensive, need to be pointed out so chicken shi t white bread muther fuxxer's like you guys understand that racism is getting worse not better.

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guess there's no racism undertone to your post.
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