beat: stupid big sunglasses trend

[im a model]

as previously documented, i came to america a couple weeks ago to visit my friend. things have been good. anyway, yesterday i was walking on the beach and i met this girl.



it turns out she lives right there on the beach. what a stroke of good fortune. we went into her house and she took me to her room.



naturally, i removed her giant sunglasses so as to properly bang her. thats when things took a turn for the worse...






























SHE TRAPPED ME!!!



i recoiled in horror.




what a scam. after i recovered, i let her suck my weener, but i felt so ripped-off i could hardly enjoy it.



the end

[nation]

HAHA you are a hero!!

[bmwguy525]

lollllll I really hope there's more coming in this "series"

[AceLuby]

nice pics, would read again

[T-God]

Awesome

[furyshade]

why isnt his title "MS Paint Trip Reporter?"

[bmwguy525]

Hahaa had to read it again, I love how he's stretching out in frames 1 and 2

[chiznadAZ]

A+++++

[mbillie1]

dude these are the best, we need to figure out a way to get you paid to do this or something

[NU Star]

This guy totally destroys the guy with the poker trip reports...probably because I'm illiterate.