What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[AHoboOnFire]

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Padhraig Parkinson was playing a tournament in Dublin when a guy at his table says 'I've made five final tables so far this year'

Padhraig says 'are you a carpenter?'

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lol

[Foldarama_City]

Currently on a downswing - but this comment made my day. Biggish pot at 5/10NL - already 1k in the pot - on the turn villain bets tiny to get cheap card for his flush draw - I make it 1000 to go all-in - he calls and hits. His comment, "I called because you obviously werent strong, otherwise you would have just min-raised." Guess you gotta love it.

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

i rep that new MIMS all day long

baby do you want it like thissssss like thisssss like thissss

then i end it with a nice ship ship mcgipp

[Dakotasdad]

I learned this play by posting for advise on pocketfives.

[pokerg1]

u suck

[Gullanian]

When I bust this guy last week he was like:

"zomg I lost everything, every penny"

At this point I was like "lol"

"I owe the mafia 20k zomg they are going to kill my family please help me"

I lolled when I 2 outed him on the next hand! LOL!

[omahahahaha]

Back in the seventies this guy who was working in one of the local mills. He would work anywhere between 60 and 80 hours a week sweating his balls off to take home maybe 400 bucks.

He liked to play lowball draw after at one of the many social clubs in our town. He constantly lost his paycheck within an hour or two in the back rooms.

Numerous times upon leaving the game with no money in his pockets for the rest of the week, he could be caught saying:

" Easy come, easy go !! "

[justaPlayer]

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after player calls 100 BB triple reraise OOP and rivers a one card straight w 47s vs. AA and KK, the guy that then says in chat: "nh"

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This is the one.

I also like Hellmuth in the 2005(?) TOC vs. Duke where she has him drawing to the 2 last Tens, he rivers one and gets all giddy and sh*t and says "What a Ten!" Actually it's the way he says it that's so hilarious, like some sort of diseased, drug-addicted animal just got a fix. Neglecting to berate himself for getting it in practically dead, the way he surely would had the roles been reversed.

[justaPlayer]

On a (tangentially related) aside, I have been seriously contemplating for some time now creating a second Stars account for the sole purpose of assigning the SN "uh...Piss-suck?", with the quotes and all, and timing out most hands, just to see the dealer prompt [Dealer: "uh...Piss-suck?", you have 15 seconds left to act]. God, there's no way I'd ever be able to play a hand, I'd be laughing way too hard.

[evilhamit]

homegame yesterday, guy calls potsize bets on flop and turn, folds his hand faceup to a bet on the river, showing a missed flushdraw: 'you got lucky'