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Old 10-31-2007, 09:33 PM
Arnold_O Arnold_O is offline
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Default Re: I\'m just slightly mad... BACKDOOR QUADS

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"Hey, let's call this guy's shove all in with top set when I have an underpair… oh look, I hit my RUNNER-RUNNER QUADS for $100 just like I planned lulz!!" goes all five of this ill-evolved monkey's brain cells. If you don’t know poker, this is about as statistically likely as a purple Segway crashing into your dorm room wall exactly five seconds from now carrying two rabid Eskimos from Peru and a diseased hooker from Jupiter.

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hey the guy got the math slightly wrong, forgive him he was steamed up
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:12 PM
a breath of air a breath of air is offline
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Default Re: I\'m just slightly mad... BACKDOOR QUADS

tl;dr, but i lol'd at the parts i did read
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:05 PM
rivaplaya03 rivaplaya03 is offline
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Default Re: I\'m just slightly mad... BACKDOOR QUADS

so you're sayin there's a chance?
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:13 PM
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Default Re: I\'m just slightly mad... BACKDOOR QUADS

Here is some elementary math for you retarded DOUCHEBAGS who insist on putting your money in when behind like the donkeys you are

48 cards times 2 = 100, times that by 48 and you get 4800 so he has a ONE in FORTY EIGHT HUNDRED chance of hitting that 4th card to make QUADS. If you take that and times it by the number of outs I had (1) you get 9000. So I was a 9000:1 favourite to SCOOP THE WHOLE $100 POT. I ASK YOU MY LOYAL FACEBOOK READERS, WHERE IS THE JUSTICE???
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