what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come from?

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Stemming off from the "where were you conceived?" thread, I would like to know what crazy story your parents told you when you asked this innocent question. When my mom was pregnant with my brother, she told me he was in her stomach and the doctors would have to cut her open to get it out. Naturally I assumed she ate a human seed. I was happy with this answer till about 2nd grade when I watched the Rugrats episode that dealt with this sensitive manner.