When you think you've seen it all...

[paulcouto]

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lol that turn check blows

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explain

[grando]

[censored] you're terrible and i hate you and i hope you die

[TheProdigy]

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omg you aren't very good at pokah.

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Whatd I do wrong jackass??

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Stakes.

[jfish]

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wtf is this stupid ass [censored]. this post makes me [censored] angry. this is [censored] retarded why post this dumb ass [censored]?

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[cbnz]

i think op might be a touch unstable...

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

What'd I do wrong here?


Stage #728157353: Holdem No Limit $0.10 - 2007-08-07 02:21:51 (ET)
Table: ALDERWOOD DR (Real Money) Seat #5 is the dealer
Seat 5 - RRRO23 ($3.21 in chips)
Seat 6 - SURVEYOR687 ($6.40 in chips)
Seat 1 - SNGSKILLME ($7.70 in chips)
Seat 2 - JOSHYBLAZE16 ($9.71 in chips)
Seat 3 - PGURKE ($13.37 in chips)
Seat 4 - HAWESY ($4.06 in chips)
SURVEYOR687 - Posts small blind $0.05
SNGSKILLME - Posts big blind $0.10
JOSHYBLAZE16 - sitout (wait for BB)
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SNGSKILLME [Jc Jh]
PGURKE - Folds
HAWESY - Calls $0.10
RRRO23 - Folds
SURVEYOR687 - Calls $0.05
SNGSKILLME - Raises $0.30 to $0.40
HAWESY - Calls $0.30
SURVEYOR687 - Folds
*** FLOP *** [5s Kc Kh]
SNGSKILLME - Bets $0.70
HAWESY - All-In(Raise) $3.66 to $3.66
SNGSKILLME - Calls $2.96
*** TURN *** [5s Kc Kh] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [5s Kc Kh 6s] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SNGSKILLME - Shows [Jc Jh] (Two Pair, kings and jacks)
HAWESY - Shows [Jd Ah] (Two Pair, aces and kings)
HAWESY Collects $7.82 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($8.22) | Rake ($0.40)
Board [5s Kc Kh 6s Ad]
Seat 1: SNGSKILLME (big blind) HI:lost with Two Pair, kings and jacks [Jc Jh - B:Kh,B:Kc,P:Jh,P:Jc,B:Ad]
Seat 3: PGURKE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: HAWESY won Total ($7.82) All-In HI$7.82) with Two Pair, aces and kings [Jd Ah - P:Ah,B:Ad,B:Kh,B:Kc,P:Jd]
Seat 5: RRRO23 (dealer) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: SURVEYOR687 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[grando]

you were born obv

[tufat23]

[x] not fullstacked at NL10

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

Comical, this really is unreal, I am starting to think it is play money. They are so bad and I never can win.

tage #728160397: Holdem No Limit $0.10 - 2007-08-07 02:27:49 (ET)
Table: HAMPTON AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - TEXASZOMBIE ($6.99 in chips)
Seat 1 - SNGSKILLME ($8.07 in chips)
Seat 2 - JQUICK ($7.45 in chips)
Seat 3 - KILLME47 ($5 in chips)
Seat 4 - BIIIYBOB ($9.40 in chips)
Seat 5 - LBRICK ($3 in chips)
SNGSKILLME - Posts small blind $0.05
JQUICK - Posts big blind $0.10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SNGSKILLME [3c 3h]
KILLME47 - Folds
BIIIYBOB - Raises $0.40 to $0.40
LBRICK - Folds
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.40
SNGSKILLME - Calls $0.35
JQUICK - Folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Js 2d]
SNGSKILLME - Bets $0.30
BIIIYBOB - Calls $0.30
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [4s Js 2d] [Qh]
SNGSKILLME - Checks
BIIIYBOB - Checks
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
*** RIVER *** [4s Js 2d Qh] [5s]
SNGSKILLME - Checks
BIIIYBOB - Checks
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SNGSKILLME - Shows [3c 3h] (One pair, threes)
BIIIYBOB - Shows [5h 7h] (One pair, fives)
TEXASZOMBIE - Mucks
BIIIYBOB Collects $2.10 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2.20) | Rake ($0.10)
Board [4s Js 2d Qh 5s]
Seat 1: SNGSKILLME (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, threes [3c 3h - P:3h,P:3c,B:Qh,B:Js,B:5s]
Seat 2: JQUICK (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: KILLME47 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: BIIIYBOB won Total ($2.10) HI$2.10) with One pair, fives [5h 7h - B:5s,P:5h,B:Qh,B:Js,P:7h]
Seat 5: LBRICK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TEXASZOMBIE (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [4c 8d]

[tufat23]

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Comical, this really is unreal, I am starting to think it is play money. They are so bad and I never can win.

tage #728160397: Holdem No Limit $0.10 - 2007-08-07 02:27:49 (ET)
Table: HAMPTON AVE (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 6 - TEXASZOMBIE ($6.99 in chips)
Seat 1 - SNGSKILLME ($8.07 in chips)
Seat 2 - JQUICK ($7.45 in chips)
Seat 3 - KILLME47 ($5 in chips)
Seat 4 - BIIIYBOB ($9.40 in chips)
Seat 5 - LBRICK ($3 in chips)
SNGSKILLME - Posts small blind $0.05
JQUICK - Posts big blind $0.10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SNGSKILLME [3c 3h]
KILLME47 - Folds
BIIIYBOB - Raises $0.40 to $0.40
LBRICK - Folds
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.40
SNGSKILLME - Calls $0.35
JQUICK - Folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Js 2d]
SNGSKILLME - Bets $0.30
BIIIYBOB - Calls $0.30
TEXASZOMBIE - Calls $0.30
*** TURN *** [4s Js 2d] [Qh]
SNGSKILLME - Checks
BIIIYBOB - Checks
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
*** RIVER *** [4s Js 2d Qh] [5s]
SNGSKILLME - Checks
BIIIYBOB - Checks
TEXASZOMBIE - Checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SNGSKILLME - Shows [3c 3h] (One pair, threes)
BIIIYBOB - Shows [5h 7h] (One pair, fives)
TEXASZOMBIE - Mucks
BIIIYBOB Collects $2.10 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($2.20) | Rake ($0.10)
Board [4s Js 2d Qh 5s]
Seat 1: SNGSKILLME (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, threes [3c 3h - P:3h,P:3c,B:Qh,B:Js,B:5s]
Seat 2: JQUICK (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: KILLME47 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: BIIIYBOB won Total ($2.10) HI$2.10) with One pair, fives [5h 7h - B:5s,P:5h,B:Qh,B:Js,P:7h]
Seat 5: LBRICK Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: TEXASZOMBIE (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [4c 8d]

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ok, this seriously desserves banning