lmao dealer is such a fish

[tom10167]

Learning stupid novelty games for work and I was like "lez gamble" and this kid's like yeah I'm down.

I wanna play mini bacc but tables are absolutely packed and I don't wanna bet 50/hand, dude's like Pai Gow? And I'm like no, lol novelties he's like okya so we play a little LHE BONUS
Joe's like bet the bonus! I'm like sucker bet for sure so obv. third hand in I get AJs 20:1 and to make it even sweeter I lose the hand, so I'm playin lots of hands and asking him what he has, I had 72s which isn't bad but he has 72o so we both mucked and winked at eachother like fairies. Really shady too because I had the bet out and pulled it back too fast for the cameras or floor to see.(I am a grand ninja in Ninja Gaiden which is why nobody saw) so I raise it up with K5o and dude next to me is like sorry dude I folded K3o and I explain
"lol nub you don't need 'outs' when you're ahead. and proceeded to show him what I meant by betting every street with K high, Q high no good ty dealer, happens a few more time and some people see me and start doing it and losing and I'm like "I'm a pro poker player" and they're like ohhhhh I see. They asked me why I wasn't playing at FW and I said it's because I'm not 21 and the floor and security laughed.

I got QQ which only pays 10:1 on the bonus wtf and missed that too haha but Joe got AA so he's like zomgz but then his AA got cracked but 83o hitting a running lowball gutshot and I explained to him that in the long run he wants that call and cooled down.

$135 in like 2 hours, he made 180, I would have done more except I lost some.(of the money back)

Cliff notes:
Underage gambling should be left to the pros
Q high is always good on the flop


value bet flush draws on every street

If the dealer misreads your hand and tries to muck your flush say nothing and watch the other players freeeeaaaakk out and tell her to pay me

The dealer's at Mohegan are huge fish and will call you with anything, bluffing is almost impossible but I did get a few good bluffs in.

[tufat23]

huh



i assume you're drunk right now

[tom10167]

lol ya rly

ps ya rly is the new no I haven't drank in like 6 months

[akishore]

uh...

what?

[tom10167]

Survey says

cliff notes ftw

[Mr Hobo]

Lawrence Taylor

"Don't Smoke Crack."

[pulse]

this makes no sense, post less.

[tom10167]

I just reread it and I think it makes perfect sense.



You guys are just jealous cuz I can beat the game and you can't. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]