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A banana and a vibrator and sitting on a table. The banana turns to the vibrator and says, "What are you shaking for? They're gonna EAT me."
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what's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
<font color="white"> </font> not being a retard. |
#73
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowthrower?
Buy her a shovel. |
#74
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A pedophile pulls his car up next to an eight year old boy and says "hey kid, if you come in my car I'll give you a piece of candy"
The kid looks at him and says "gimme the whole bag, I'll come on your face." |
#75
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Why is 7 the most feared number?
Well, because seven eight nine. |
#76
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City slicker visits his cousin in the country, says "what do you do for fun here"? Farmer says, "We usually go down to the pen and have sex with a pig".
City slicker thinks it over, says "why not". Afterwards he says to the farmer, "I really didn't like that at all". Farmer says, "no wonder, you picked the ugliest one". |
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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his drinking is tearing his family apart. HA!
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#78
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What can you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she obv doesn't listen. or (to stay on theme) Did you know (insert your states name here) has 200,000 battered women in it? And all this time I have been eating mine raw... after telling both get punched by closest woman. |
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
<font color="white"> It depends how hard you throw 'em. </font> What's the best way to get a baby out of a blender? <font color="white">Tortilla chips. </font> Why can't Helen Keller drive? <font color="white"> Cause she's a woman. </font> |
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A priest, a rabbi, and a doctor all walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and groans "Oh geez, not you guys again." |
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