So this guy says... (LC)

[jacknine]

100NL table ... I'm not involved in the hand.
So this guy loses all his money when he gets sucked out on by a gutshot.

First, there is some "OMG", "Unreal", and then a lot of "You * lucky *er * fish" etc.

Nothing unusual there. Wait for it.
Then he speaks these Words of Wisdom:

"You fish shouldn't be allowed to play poker!"

I was just drinking some coke and spit half of it over my keyboard when I cracked up laughin.