What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

The_Taj · #1 07-07-2007, 08:42 AM

After a big bet on the river this dude called and tabled like 7 high (other guy had winner obv) and said "damn, I thought you were bluffing"

killsadie · #2 07-07-2007, 08:53 AM

im seriously trying to think of one, but none will top yours taj.

kurosh · #3 07-07-2007, 09:01 AM

haha I thought you had kings!

The_Taj · #4 07-07-2007, 09:04 AM

anytime someone shows down a weird hand like 96, K5 etc. and someone says "ohh i put you on that"

Unknown Soldier · #5 07-07-2007, 09:18 AM

"umm hello? We both have quads..."

timex · #6 07-07-2007, 09:26 AM

"How you like me now"

NatalieBella87 · #7 07-07-2007, 09:35 AM

Guy shows down J2, women to there left showns down Q2 to take down the pot (both cold called a raise preflop) and the guy goes

"What the hell were you doing in the pot with trash like that"

sputum · #8 07-07-2007, 09:37 AM

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"umm hello? We both have quads..."

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Sp00n · #9 07-07-2007, 09:46 AM

A player got futtbucker said, "you got futtbucked" after he stacked someone, I found it hilarious.

holdme · #10 07-07-2007, 09:48 AM

i was playing 1/2 live and found aq in mp so i popped it up 7bb. it folds to one of the blinds who shoves for ~35bb total. i call ldo. i flip, and he doesn't. board is something like 458q6. the guy is just sitting there, and he's not releasing his hand (standard for him when he loses). finally, he flips over j7. i say, "nice slowroll". keep in mind, i have not had any history with this guy. he says something along the lines of, "you're always raising and betting. that's what you get". i leave to tilt by myself.