Greatest fortune cookie ever!

[beckAAfan]

this is an actual fortune cookie i got yesterday with my order of beef and broccolli and wonton soup.
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."

[edfurlong]

I like wonton soup because it tastes good.

[FoolyCooly]

i had cream cheese wantons last night. coincidence?

[diebitter]

That's pretty good. The last one I got said: 'breathe or die, muvva [censored]'

[whoisthedrizzle]

last time i got a fortune cookie it told me not to call early position raises with easily dominated hands. bunch of bs is what that was.

[Richard Tanner]

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That's pretty good. The last one I got said: 'breathe or die, muvva [censored]'

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Your's too?!

Cody

[tisthefire]

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That's pretty good. The last one I got said: ' vote or die, vote or die, if you don't vote i'll stick a needle in your eye, i like it when you vote bitch, bitch, shake dem titties when ya vote bitch, bitch '

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[CappyAA]

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I like wonton soup because it tastes good and is cheap as [censored].

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[Happytime Harry]

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I am violently allergic to Chinese food but I still eat it 4 nights a week because I love Asian girls.

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[igetjokes]

Geese can be troublesome.